14 May 2009

Products Inspired By Blago Shampoo: It’s Bleep’n Golden

By Alex Alvarez at 12:01 PM.

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Blago It’s Bleep’n Golden shampoo and conditioner were inspired by Blagojevich’s famously thick head-merkin. What other celebrity attributes could be used to sell products?

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23 April 2009

Blagojevich Denied Right To “Eat Bugs” On Reality Show In Costa Rica

By Camilla Rowan at 2:15 PM.

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30 January 2009

Rod Blagojevich Speaks Our Language (Spanglish)

By Alex Alvarez at 12:00 PM.

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Ousted (Yup! He’s out.) Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich took a little time out from feeding his head merkin the pulverized hearts of stillborn babies to hold a brief press conference outside his home. He used this time to give a shout-out, in Spanish, to his Latino fan(s).
“Biminoo rabimbolo akalwabob!” he said, addressing the crowd. [...]

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9 January 2009

Governor Rod Blagojevich’s Post-Impeachment Speech Uses The “Poor Sick Liverless Latino Boy” Excuse

By Alex Alvarez at 4:30 PM.

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