Oh, ladieees! Put down the bag of Raisinets you’re eating voraciously under your desk and check out the most patronizing opening paragraph upon which you’ll ever feast your eyes (We promise this is one feast that’s calorie-free! Yummers!): Trying...

Perennial heartbreaker and current goblin John McCain spoke yesterday at his old stomping grounds, the Naval Academy in Annapolis, Maryland, churning out political rhetoric and reminiscing back to when, a hundred years prior, he tormented fellow students. However, he...

Well, Valentine’s Day — our least favorite holiday — is next week, as the unending assault of red and pink on our eyeballs has not allowed us to forget. As such, businesses everywhere are bombarding us with gift ideas...

Actor Matthew McConaughey has approached the impending birth of his firstborn with the usual mix of euphoria, paranoia, and insatiable need for salty snack foods that are normal for most, um. New parents. In the January 28th issue of...

Mark is a single, gay Cuban-American living in New York—a city some say is the toughest place in America to be single. After a few false starts, he’s finally ready to go out and meet the guy of his...

Spanish singer Alejandro Sanz has, it turns out, a secret girlfriend of two years. Her name is Raquel Pereda and we hate her: According to Hola.com, the Spanish singer, 39, has been dating Pereda for two years, surprising news...

In an article that has since been pulled from its website, El Universal claims that Hugo Chavez will be off the market very soon (sorry ladies!), as he might be planning to propose to Naomi Campbell at some point...

Puerto Rican actress Roselyn Sanchez, whom you don’t remember from such films as Cayo and Venus & Vegas, has gotten engaged to Some Guy: Puerto Rican actress Roselyn Sánchez, 34, is planning to marry her boyfriend of two years,...

When most men are unfaithful to their wives and the mothers of their offspring, people in general are usually not chomping at the bit to venerate them. But most men aren’t Juanes and most people aren’t People en Español,...

After several nano-seconds spent in agonized anticipation and gross speculation, we can finally rest easy knowing that Jessica Alba is indeed engaged to on-and-off boyfriend, Cash “Money” Warren aka Ca$h aka Your Name Is So Stupid, But You’re Kind...

Spanish actors Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem are rubbing their jamón, jamónes together in Penelope’s West Hollywood home. Aw, good for you, Penny. It’s nice to have a man around the house, isn’t it? Who else is going to...

Actor Doug Jones, who co-starred with Jessica Alba in “Fantastic Four”, might have accidentally revealed that she is planning to wed her heroically-named boyfriend, Cash Warren: Speaking at the Jules Verne Adventure Film Festival over the weekend, the actor...

We love New York Magazine’s “Daily Intelligencer” because, once a week, it allows us to look into the lives of our fellow New Yorkers without plummeting off a fire escape or the prospect facing potential jail time. This week,...