30 September 2009

Ruhama Canellis: “My Love Is Real & Alberto Cutié And I Were Totally Going To Tell You All About It, You Guys”

By Alex Alvarez at 4:01 PM.

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Ruhama Canellis, the woman who won former Catholic priest Alberto Cutié’s heart and groin, is speaking out about their relationship. Again.

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26 August 2009

Literally, We Hope: Alberto Cutié And Ruhama Will Appear On Oprah

By Alex Alvarez at 11:13 AM.

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Alberto Cutié and his new wife, Ruhama, have been invited to appear on Oprah’s show along with his step-son, Christian. Oh, joy. We’re positively shitting ourselves into… a million little pieces.

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31 July 2009

Alberto Cutié’s Wedding And Honeymoon Pictures In People En Español

By Alex Alvarez at 11:29 AM.

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Padre Alberto Cutié graces the latest cover of People en Español, along with that Roomy Cannelloni he married. He shares with us his hopes, dreams, and wedding album.

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Alberto Cutié’s Wedding And Honeymoon Photos

By Alex Alvarez at 11:26 AM.

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9 July 2009

Update On The Case Of Maxi Ratunamun, Ruhama Canellis’ (Alleged) Ex

By Alex Alvarez at 1:45 PM.

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Maxi Ratunamun, the man who insists that ex Ruhama Canellis and her now-husband Alberto Cutié had attempted to get him deported, is now working with immigration lawyers in order to stay in the country.

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8 July 2009

More Photos And Details From Father Alberto Cutié’s Wedding

By Alex Alvarez at 11:48 AM.

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More pictures of Alberto Cutié’s fabulous wedding are trickling out, like so much diarrhea after consuming too many Jordan almonds.

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29 June 2009

Padre Alberto Cutié’s Wedding

By Alex Alvarez at 12:55 PM.

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Alberto Cutié made a honest(ish) woman out of Ruhama Canellis over the weekend as the two were married in an Episcopalian ceremony at San Bernardo Church.

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23 June 2009

Ricardo Sanchez, Ruhama’s Ex-Employee, Says She Wanted Alberto Cutié Killed

By Alex Alvarez at 12:00 PM.

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Ricardo Sanchez, a man who once worked for and lived with Ruhama Canellis, claims she tried to get him to kill three rather annoying men in her life… including a fairly famous priest.

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18 June 2009

Ruhama Canellis’ Ex, Maxi Ratunamun, Got Deported Thanks To Alberto Cutié. Or Something.

By Alex Alvarez at 4:00 PM.

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A homeless man named Maxi Ratunamun is purporting to be Ruhama Canelli’s ex-husband. Ratunamun claims that his ex and her new husband, Alberto Cutié, orchestrated his deportation in an effort to stop him from speaking to the press about Ruhama.

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16 June 2009

Father Alberto Cutié Married Ruhama Canellis Today At A Coral Gables Courthouse

By Alex Alvarez at 2:42 PM.

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Sorry, ladies and Christ: Alberto Cutié tied the knot with his leaky fiancée Ruhama Canellis today. They were married by a judge in a Coral Gables courthouse, but are rumored to be planning an upcoming church wedding.

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10 June 2009

Is Ruhama Canellis Pregnant?

By Alex Alvarez at 12:15 PM.

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It seems that every time a celebrity - or even Ruhama Canellis - carries an item at ovary-level or wears an unflattering top, pregnancy rumors spill forth from the fruitful loins of tabloid editors.

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Ruhama Canellis: Pregnant Or Paunchy?

By Alex Alvarez at 12:13 PM.

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Alberto Cutié’s Big, Gay Wedding Plans

By Alex Alvarez at 11:11 AM.

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What does a wedding between a former Catholic priest who has broken his vows and a woman who does dirty things with a man of God on a public beach look like? And what can we expect at the wedding from Alberto and Ruhama’s mothers?

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28 May 2009

Padre Alberto Cutié Has Joined The Episcopal Church, Is Engaged To Ruhama Canellis

By Alex Alvarez at 5:22 PM.

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Well, it looks as if Padre Alberto Cutié has decided to legitimize his blasphemous abortion of a love affair with shady lady Ruhama Canellis. The two are engaged after two years of rubbing their chochas against one another while baby Jesus wept into the Pope’s little hat.

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27 May 2009

Ruhama Canellis Says She Had Nothing To Do With Leaking Photos Of Herself With Padre Cutié, Is A Liar

By Alex Alvarez at 5:38 PM.

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Padre Alberto Cutié Is Already Living With Ruhama - Whose Relationship With The Paparazzi Is Becoming More Suspect

By Alex Alvarez at 10:46 AM.

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Previously, Father Alberto Cutié had announced on his official website that he would take a “spiritual retreat” in light of his dalliances with Ruhama Canellis. That retreat is taking place at television producer Nely Galán’s Venice Beach home, with Ruhama Cannelis in tow.

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Ruhama Canellis, Lorenzo Gonzalez & Padre Cutié Chilling Before The Scandal Broke

By Alex Alvarez at 10:45 AM.

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20 May 2009

News Anchors Are Delighted, Pissed That Ruhama Canellis Met With Paparazzo Lorenzo Gonzalez

By Alex Alvarez at 1:27 PM.

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The hosts of La Tijera feel betrayed by Padre Alberto Cutié, especially after viewing pictures of Ruhama Canellis out and about with paparazzo Lorenzo Gonzalez. Are Cutié, Canellis and Gonzalez all plotting together? Let’s put hoist our heaving breasts to our chin and attempt to figure this all out.

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TVnotas Asks Padre Alberto Cutié Why It Is That Ruhama Canellis Is So Chummy With The Paparazzi

By Alex Alvarez at 11:41 AM.

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TVnotas, the weekly that first ran the photos of Padre Alberto Cutié and long-time girlfriend Ruhama Canellis getting sand in unfortunate places, has asked the disgraced priest why it is, exactly, that his girlfriend seems so chummy with the paparazzo who snapped the photos.

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19 May 2009

Ruhama Canellis May Have Tipped Off TVnotas About Padre Alberto Cutié Affair

By Alex Alvarez at 4:26 PM.

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Well, well. It would appear that Ruhama Canellis, Padre Alberto Cutié’s beach buddy, - the woman he supposedly loves and was (eventually) willing to ruin his reputation and career for - may have had something to do with the photos of the two that appeared in TVnotas.

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