When most stars are placed on “Top ____ Wealthiest” lists, they’re all like “Yeah, so?” while burning piles of money in their crystal bidets. But such is not the case for the members of RBD, who were quick to...

The tween interweb is abuzz with rumors that Miley Cyrus has her eye on virginal cherub David Archuleta. Says Janet Charlton’s Hollywood: One of Miley’s friends says that Miley has a schoolgirl crush on the 17 year old crooner...

The latest issue of Star magazine alleges that Matthew Broderick has been witnessed cheating on his wife Sarah Jessica Parker with a (female) red-head. During one tryst, they arrived at her friend’s apartment after a night of heavy drinking,...

Well, it didn’t take long for this to happen. Some friend of a friend of Alex Rodriguez claims to have video of Madonna and The Rod making love. On a sofa. Says Joy Online , purveyors of the Ghana...

As we hurl ever closer toward the annihilation of our planet, the news world is playing close attention to this photo with speculation over whether or not Sarah Jessica Parker has surgically removed her trademark mole. Fox News has...

After a holiday full of crazy rumors, Madonna has decided to open her heart and express herself through People magazine to let us all know how much she really does cherish her marriage. To that end, she denies that...

If their recent behavior at Prince’s party is any indication, Cameron Diaz is putting her “bread pudding” all over Puff Daddy Puffy P. Diddy Diddy Puffin McDiddles’ face. Wink, nudge!: During the show, they laughed and held hands. At...

Here’s Ashlee Simpson talking to The Today Show’s Matt Lauer about whether or not she has a Fetus Wentz all up in her uterus. Oh, and we guess she has a new album to promote, too. Whatever. We used...

It’s with great sadness we announce that Oprah cast-off Dr. Phil McGraw and his wife Robin are in the last days of their marriage. Reliable news source Globe magazine tells the world on its website that it has empirical...

Prince was just added to the April 26, 2008 Coachella roster. Which may mean that the Prince we thought we heard on that Austin City Limits Festival mystery line-up mashup is not so far-fetched. We’re going to go ahead...

Not to be outdone by New York’s governors, Kristin Davis, who plays Charlotte York Goldenblatt on the famed New York series Sex and the City has her own possible sex scandal brewing. Yesterday afternoon, rumors began of an alleged...

A web page advertising American Idol lambchop David Archuleta’s so-called stage dad Jeff Archuleta’s services as an “experienced producer, consultant, vocal consultant, arranging, style and image development,” states that he has “spent the last 5 years working with American...

Mike Myers made a funny at Jessica Alba’s expense when the two presented a peek at their upcoming movie The Love Guru. And then Jessica Alba was all like “Haha. NOT!:” The “Austin Powers” actor was in the house...

People Magazine quotes Patrick Swayze’s doctor today saying that he’s not as sick as was widely reported yesterday. “Patrick has a very limited amount of disease and he appears to be responding well to treatment thus far,” Dr. George...

The entire internet is abuzz with a rumor reported by The National Enquirer today regarding actor Patrick Swayze who has allegedly been given five weeks to live by his doctor. According to the magazine, Swayze was diagnosed with pancreatic...

Jessica Alba was asked about the recent rumor that she’s pregnant with not one, but two babies who will be brown and fluent in Spanish. She responded by beating the “Extra” correspondent with her shoe: On the red carpet...

Latinoid singer Nelly Furtado, who is rumored to be pregnant, was looking radiant as a thousand retina-searing suns during a recent concert in Chile. Also noteworthy were her, um. New curves. Located the at the, er. Rear of her...

Jessica Alba is pregnant with twins! Or, actually, probably not: The National Enquirer said she had told friends she will be having twins and that they are due on June 8. The National Enquirer? Well, we’re sold! Actually, we’re...

Despite the happy façade Jessica Alba and fiancé Cash Warren put up for us, rumors are circulating that the two joyous lovebirds might have broken up, be in the process of broken up and maybe they haven’t broken up...

Your ovaries have no secrets from Spanish singer Alejandro Sanz, who made a special dedication to Jennifer Lopez and her mysterious, plural womb trolls at a recent concert: “To the most beautiful mother in the world. For you both,...

Rumors are circulating that Diego Luna and his delightful pube ‘stache have gone ahead and gotten Camila Sodi, Thalia’s niece, pregnant. God, that would be the cutest baby ever. Can you just imagine? With the cutest little mustache! From...

In an article that has since been pulled from its website, El Universal claims that Hugo Chavez will be off the market very soon (sorry ladies!), as he might be planning to propose to Naomi Campbell at some point...

Now that it’s practically official that socialist dictator (ehhh don’t write in and complain) Hugo Chavez and fascist supermodel Naomi Campbell are an item, we thought it only right we give them their very own super-couple nickname. Henceforth, they...

No, no, no, no! Word around the internet is that supermodel cum journalist Naomi Campbell and Venezuelan megalomaniacal dictator cum chatshow crooner Hugo Chavez could be playing hide the Venezuelan salami. After saying, “NO FUCKING WAY!” like six times...

Mariah Carey remains slightly doughy firm that she did not say that thing we said she said. But that doesn’t mean she’d ever do a duet with that less-than-a-pig, Jennifer Lopez. Oops: Carey insists that the quote did not,...

Some people who watched Eduardo Cruz’s video for “Cosas Que Contar” thought they caught sisters Penelope and Monica Cruz swapping spit. Well, those people would be wrong. About as wrong as, say, using your more famous sisters’ sexuality and...

Mexican-Argentine tattoo artist and Guanabee girl-crush Kat Von D might be joining the throngs of newly sperminated celebrities, if a promo for the new season of her series L.A. Inkand her MySpace comments are any indication. And, come on,...

Actor Doug Jones, who co-starred with Jessica Alba in “Fantastic Four”, might have accidentally revealed that she is planning to wed her heroically-named boyfriend, Cash Warren: Speaking at the Jules Verne Adventure Film Festival over the weekend, the actor...

…Sadly, that’d be the race for President Colorado Senator Tom Tancredo is rumored to be dropping out of and not, you know, the human race. Which he’s also losing: Republican Rep. Tom Tancredo, whose forceful opposition to illegal immigration...

Spanish-language network Univision is reporting that Puerto Rican-Mexican singer Luis Miguel is maybe, possibly dating Lindsay Lohan - a flaming bush in the desert of celebrity culture. We’re going to file this under “Meh.” Luismi se divierte sin Aracely...

We’re not really a fan of blind items because we consider them a cop-out, but we’ll allow ourselves to dip our toes into the shallow end of the cesspool that is celebrity pop culture and partake in some irresponsible...

X17 is reporting that, hey, Perfect Husband Tony Parker might just be a cheater after all and offer text messages supposedly sent between him and French model Alexandra Paressant as evidence. (Click on image for a better view.) Additionally,...

Basketball player Tony Parker has responded to allegations of infidelity by insisting that he’s always been faithful to wife Eva Longoria: “I love my wife,” Parker said in a statement to PEOPLE. “She’s the best thing in my life,...

According to the man who lovingly squeezes out his blackheads, Ricky Martin might be gay. Ay, que shocking: Skin care specialist Ole Henriksen in an interview with a gay Swedish magazine ‘Salonk’ said that the ‘Livin’ La Vida Loca’...

Hey everybody, US Weekly has the scoop on why Jennifer Lopez is looking like she swallowed a camel lately. It turns out she’s having twins. Who could have seen that coming? Not us. No sir. We thought she was...

Rumors are spreading like a ‘wild fire’ that Jennifer Lopez is pregnant. Photos of a big bumped Lopez were taken at a concert in the Mohegan Sun Casino in Connecticut this past weekend. Frankly, we don’t really understand what the...

We’ve been reading and hearing rumors on the net and through our well-placed, under-compensated sources that Fidel Castro is no longer with us. These are the kinds of rumors that prompted Cuba’s Foreign Minister to issue a canned, scripted...