What’s up with David Archuleta’s mayor’s mustache, eh? Is he prospecting for gold out there in Utah? Last night when the producers of American Idol decided to show a clip from David’s homecoming party in Murray, Utah, America was...

Those Dove ads featuring “real” chubby lesbians or whatever might have been retouched to leave out some offending realness. [The New Yorker] Paris Hilton believes neglecting her pets is good practice for the children she would eventually like to...

How did we miss this Tuesday? Oh yes, we never actually watch American Idol. When our little chuleta, David Archuleta, performed “Another Day In Paradise,” the homeless anthem by philosopher and bald Phil Collins, Simon Cowell criticized him saying...

Victoria’s Secret has come out with a list of what they think is sexy and Eva Mendes was bestowed the title of “Sexiest Actress,” while Tony Romo can find further humiliation being a permanent tabloid fixture as Jessica Simpson’s...

We’re always down for great causes, so when we heard that PADRES—a nonprofit organization committed to improving the quality of life for Latino children with cancer and their families—had scheduled it’s Gala for the year, we immediately checked the...

• The director of the upcoming New York Salsa Congress got into salsa to attract women. Wonder if it’ll work on attendees. [Village Voice] • Ryan Seacrest will be emcee of next year’s Super Bowl. And we thought this...