After losing a bet on German TV show “Wetten dass…?”, Salma Hayek was made to teeter about onstage in a traditional Bavarian “Dirndl,” which is German for “an excuse to see Salma Hayek dressed like an extra in low-budget...

While talking about tetanus (fun!) on a morning show called, aptly, “This Morning,” Salma Hayek mentioned she was half Lebanese. Which made the show’s co-host, Eamonn Holmes, positively giddy with thought of Sapphic romps through a sea of bearded...

Sandra Bernard never said Sarah Palin would be gang-raped by her “big, black brothers.” Just so we’re clear. [Daily News] A little boy in Australia snuck into a zoo, brutally killed reptiles with a rock and then fed them...

Hey! What is that hot tamale Salma Hayek been up to lately? Why, continuing to make more money than you by producing shows that you will hopefully relate to, of course! Her latest project is “The New McToms,” a...

We loooove makeup. Yes, we sometimes feel conflicted about our worrisome dependency on the stuff, but oh how we love it: The smell, the colors, the possible carcinogens! Swoon! Amiright ladies? But, in an effort to advocate using less...

Think a life of eating cupcakes and shitting in your pants sounds fun? Become a blogger! Or a baby. Particularly the baby of an extremely rich couple. Salma Hayek and herex-boyfriend, gazillionaire Francois-Henri Pinault, reunited to join their infant...

Salma Hayek and her boyfriend who cums dollar signs, François-Henri Pinault, have called off their multi million dollar wedding. Sad: “We are sad to announce the engagement of Salma Hayek and Francois-Henri Pinault has been canceled. There will be...

Baby Valentina shopped with mom Salma Hayek and family in Malibu. Because she needed to pick up some hot new shoes. [dlisted] In a story that is entirely real and not at all made up, Jay-Z demanded a watermelon...

First it was a trans-man getting pregnant, now a teenage pregnancy pact. The media says it’s all Hollywood’s fault. That babies have become the new glamour accessory. From where we’re sitting, pregnancy is the new act of rebellion. A...

Salma Hayek really gives the impression of having it all: A thriving career, scores of fans, business savvy, intelligence, beauty, a loving family and no need for bras with enough padding to cushion a car crash. So what’s her...

The “Women In Film, Crystal + Lucy Awards” were held last night in Los Angeles and, we know, it’s crazy that we totally neglected to pencil it into our calendars. It’s like the Oscars! Of awards shows we never...

Eeeeeee look at her little bitty feet and teeny little unibrow! Salma Hayek took baby Valentina out of her miniature solid gold prambulator to take a few steps and learn how to walk along the streets of Los Angeles....

Salma Hayek and daughter Valentina thank you for the mammaries as they shop on Melrose. Salma Hayek And Her Daughter Hit Melrose [Knocked Up Celebs]...

Rumors are swirling anew that Salma Hayek is getting married to her gazillionaire baby Daddy, François-Henri Pinault: Influmedia.com reports that the 41-year-old Mexican native said yes to her long-time boyfriend, and plans are underway for a ceremony that will...

By now, most of us who watch enough TV to know that women over the age of 35 are not desirable also know what a “MILF” is: Mother I’d Like to Ferment. Or fuck? Something like that. Well, now...

Salma Hayek has supposedly had all she can take from paparazzi clamoring to get pictures of her and her infant daughter, Valentina. Smack them with your wads of money, Salmita: She says, “I was hounded when I was pregnant....

Pete Wentz’s bulldog, Hemingway, acted as ringbearer for his wedding and is now on suicide watch. [dlisted] Salma Hayek will touch your penis with her eyes. [A Socialite’s Life] Some tickets for the Sex and the City movie are...

It would appear that Salma Hayek is lashing out at Cannes. Terrible pun? Try and do better, jerk....

It may seem like Salma Hayek farts rose petals and queefs Pica Fresas, but she can be just as spoiled as any other ol’ celebrity. While having lunch with actress Ashley Judd (which the source article humorously misspells as...

Yesterday, while many were distracted watching porn at work while figuring out a way that Happy Hour could technically begin at 10 a.m, the brilliant minds at Maxim were busily compiling their list of the “10 Hottest Mexican Women”...

A good chunk of Latinos made it onto People magazine’s nauseating “100 Most Beautiful” list. Among the lovelies are Eva Longoria and Tony Parker, as well as Jessica Alba and Cash Warren, because couples are essentially one person. Also...

Salma Hayek is donning a beard (No, not Penelope Cruz! Cállate ya.) for her latest movie Cirque Du Freak. And she still looks hotter than we ever have, in our entire lives. Even though all we have is some...

Eve Ensler, whom you might know as the creative force behind “The Vagina Monologues” sat down with Glamour cover model Salma Hayek to talk about activism, babies, and how great Salma’s legs are. First, Eve recounts the first time...

Tired of having to deal with automated operators? Then check out this list of companies that will allow to talk with an actual human being. Or stop calling 1-900 numbers, perv. [Gethuman] Surprise! In ten years, Britney Spears will...

Salma Hayek and her fiancé, François-Henri Pinault, went on a stroll through Central Park with their daughter, Valentina, who at a mere four and a half months old is already richer than God. What a coincidence! We were walking...

Moss-gathering Rolling Stone, Keith Richards, thinks Amy Winehouse needs to “get her act together.” Sounds like our favorite chola is going to have to cut a bitch. [Reuters] Salma Hayek will suffocate you in her bosom if you try...

Salma Hayek placed the winning bid to have a private coaching lesson with David Beckham at Madonna’s Masturbatory Excercise in Self-Promotion benefit dinner for children in Malawi. Salma beat out prowling cougar Anna Wintour, editor of American Vogue and...

Salma Hayek and her French fiancé, Francis Henri-Pinault, are the richest couple in Hollywood, according to In Touch magazine. Who would know: A poll by In Touch magazine has revealed that the richest couple in Hollywood (by far) are...

Salma Hayek’s first role after the birth of her daughter will be that of a bearded lady alongside John C. Reilly in the upcoming Cirque du Freak, based on the book series for children: Reilly will play a vampire...

Well the final hours of 2007 are winding down and you know what that means: nothing. Time is a construct of man. But let’s play along, shall we? Let’s take a look back at the seven glorious months since...

Diana Jimenez, mother to Mexican actress and producer Salma Hayek, looks pretty much exactly how we thought she would: Gorgeous. She talks to ¡Hola!, the preferred ¡magazine! of grandmothers in hair salons, about what a great mom Salma is...

What does it feel like to be born a gajillimazillionaire and the daughter of a Hollywood A-Lister? Pretty superior, we’d guess, as witnessed by the face little Valentina Pinault is making in this, her first public photo. It’s sort...

Salma Hayek claims that her enviable chest endowment is a result of prayer, not silicone. Hayek confessed that when she was a teenager she prayed to God to increase the size of her tetas, which apparently were small when...

Poor Salma Hayek. Turns out her fiancé gazillionaire may have a much better looking baby in the wings care of Miss Linda Evangelista. According to the evil trolls over at Page Six: WHEN Linda Evangelista gave birth a year...

In an effort to remind their readers of the irresistible power of Latina ladyparts, People en Español has compiled a list of (predominantly white) men who have fallen under the spell of various Latinas. It’s like Jungle Fever, but...

On the heels of the birth of Salma Hayek and French Billionaire businessman Francois-Henri Pinault’s baby girl Valentina, comes the sad news of the death of legendary French mime Marcel Marceau who was 84. He died on Saturday, one...

Salma Hayek whose womb size has been highly reported on over the last nine months, (although it honestly felt like 9 years), finally gave way to a baby girl yesterday named Valentina Paloma Pinault. The father is French billionaire...

Perhaps to appease Mexican gazillionaire Carlos Slim for still not officially naming him the world’s richest man, Forbes has released a list of ‘Hollywood’s 15 Sexiest Celebrities’ that’s a full third Latina. The women’s rankings are based on what...

Far be it from us to judge a website for cracking jokes about high-profile Latinas, but for the love of Blog, at least make sure those jokes are funny. And tasteful. The twits at Latino Gossip fail on both...

Horrified at Maxim’s Top 100 For 2007 list in which the über straight, boy mag named Lindsey Lohan as their #1 hottest woman in the world, (What’s the prob? Passing out on your steering wheel is totally fucking hot),...

Mexican-born actress Salma Hayek and Hollywood studio Metro Goldwyn-Mayer have team up to form a production company called Ventanazul (for you non-spanish readers, that means “Bluewindow,” but all jammed together for reasons too creative for you to understand) to...