Lesbian-American Lindsay Lohan is “really happy” with her new girlfriend, world’s tiniest frowning DJ - Samantha Ronson: After months of rumours, Lohan finally confirmed she was in a relationship with Ronson - sister of artist/producer Mark Ronson - last...

The Daily Mail is really ecstatic that Britney Spears “finally” looks thin, even if that thinness is the result of excessive airbrushing for her new single’s promotional shots. [Daily Mail] “The Girls Next Door’s” Kendra Wilkinson is engaged to...

Although her foot was too injured for her to complete her obligations as guest judge on “Project Runway,” it was not enough to keep her from completing a triathlon yesterday. [NY Post] Federal transportation officials say it’s too early...

A giant panda was born in Japan - the first to successfully conceived through artificial insemination in about 20 years. Aw, it’s the littlest giant ever! [Mirror] Radiohead’s last show of their U.S. summer tour will be webcast live...

Why is Carrie Underwood wearing a Jennifer Lopez mask on the cover of Allure? John Mayer dumped Jennifer Aniston because he’s John Mayer and she’s Jennifer Aniston. [Mirror] Paulina Rubio: Still ridiculous. [People En Español] Now instead of calling...

Tyra Banks is going to dress up as Michelle Obama for the pages of Harper’s Bazaar. While Heidi Montag will wear a rubber Cindy McCain mask outside her home later tonight. [Page Six] Federal investigators would like to interrogate...

Eva Longoria is on fire. Hydrant. [Magamba] Eva Mendes thinks Interview magazine’s jokes about rehab were tacky because Eva Mendes is a fast, furious arbiter of taste and class. [Us] Samantha Ronson gave Lindsay Lohan a Cartier ring for...

One fourth of New York residents have herpes. Honey. [WCBS] Maybe if Patricia Fields had dressed Hillary Clinton in a tutu and roller skates, she’d still be in the race. [NYT] Jennifer Lopez is coming out with a line...

Lindsay Lohan is reportedly keen on marrying her girlfriend, Samantha Ronson, and has told her ex, Calum Best, that the two are engaged. Divorce countdown starts now: According to Britain’s Daily Star newspaper, the ‘Georgia Rule’ star has apparently...

After intently studying recent pictures of his daughter clamming up on DJ Sam Ronson, Michael Lohan cleans they pretty much prove the two are, as the tabloids or John McCain might say, “an item:” Days after photos of them...

We’d wrap our car around a pole and wear some other dude’s pants, too, if we had to go around pretending to be straight when we weren’t, so Lindsay Lohan, you get one get-out-of-alcoholic-jail-free card. Now stop being an...

A live-action version of “Fraggle Rock?” Been done. See: Next item. [NY Observer] Here’s your first look at the new cast of Gossip Girl The O.C. ThunderCats “Beverly Hills 90210.” [SOW] Are people telling Michael Lohan that Sam Ronson...