In an effort to combat the suicide-inducing ennui felt by office workers in London, Krispy Kreme has created a line of hideous, grass-covered flip-flops to help one feel as if one is traipsing outdoor, perhaps as if one was...

Brazilian model Gisele Bundchen travels to the heart of the Amazon so that its humble, exotic people can adoringly draw little rayitos all over her boobs whilst the poses, awestruck at their simple way of life, in her Kmartesque...

“G2B,” Gisele’s line of terrible sandals have their own terrible website full of stars and bubbles and Gisele dressed in nothing but water and “Skechers” sandals circa 1997. She’s not even trying. She’s selling us the exact Jelly sandals...