Levi Johnston is selling nuts. (That aren’t his own, this time.)
5 October 2009
Levi Johnston Continues To Receive Endorsements For Knocking Up Sarah Palin’s Daughter
By Cindy Casares at 1:40 PM.
2 September 2009
Stuff That Is Gay: Levi Johnston Has A Lot To Say About Sarah Palin’s Parenting Skillz, Playgirl
By Alex Alvarez at 1:44 PM.
Levi Johnston knows very well what butters his bread: Publicly talking smack about his would-be mother-in-law, Sarah Palin. We just never thought we’d learn all about his fig leaf situation from another man as he did it.
Stuff That Is Gay: Levi Johnston Has A Lot To Say About Sarah Palin’s Parenting Skillz, Playgirl
By Alex Alvarez at 1:44 PM.
Levi Johnston knows very well what butters his bread: Publicly talking smack about his would-be mother-in-law, Sarah Palin. We just never thought we’d learn all about his fig leaf situation from another man as he did it.
11 August 2009
Levi Johnston Took A Break From Famewhoring With Kathy Griffin To Gossip About Palin
By Alex Alvarez at 11:56 AM.
2 August 2009
28 July 2009
VIDEO: William Shatner Reads Sarah Palin Farewell Address As Beat Poetry
By Chris Alonzo at 11:59 AM.
20 July 2009
13 July 2009
Pat Buchanan Hates Mexicans. (Levi Johnston, Specifically.)
By Alex Alvarez at 3:15 PM.
Watch as Pat Buchanan advocates for Todd Palin to murder Levi Johnston via fatal underwater moose knuckle.
10 July 2009
Levi Jonhston Speaks Out About The Real Reason Sarah Palin Stepped Dow
By Alex Alvarez at 6:00 PM.
Political mastermind Hollywood Ricky, né Levi Johnston, says he knows the real reason professional moose gutter Sarah Palin stepped down from her position as the governor of Across-From-Russia. Did she have an affair? Is the actually Bristol’s child?
6 July 2009
5 July 2009
Oh No She Didn’t: Palin Launches Pre-Emptive Strike On Ethical Complaints
By Alejandro Paz at 9:13 PM.
Palin’s thrilling decision to resign was not about a presidential run or a spot following Hannity. Alaska Governor Sarah Palin has finally learned the Bush Doctrine because she’s about to launch a preemptive strike on the treasure trove of shady ass ethical violations she’s been up to. Check it.
3 July 2009
Sarah Palin Resigns Governorship Of Alaska. It’s A Fourth Of July Miracle.
By Cindy Casares at 10:29 PM.
Sarah Palin announced today that she would be stepping down as governor of Alaska at the end of the month. Here she is seen hugging Lt. Gov. Sean Parnell who will take over her post on July 25.
14 June 2009
Levi Johnston’s Mexicanness Reported In GQ
By Cindy Casares at 6:00 AM.
Turns out Levi Johnston’s Mexicanness comes from his dad, Keith. It was in that shirtless GQ article. Who read that?
13 May 2009
12 March 2009
Bristol Palin Break Up With Levi Johnston: We Didn’t See That Coming
By Cindy Casares at 9:09 AM.
Sarah Palin’s unwed mommy-daughter Bristol Palin and her fiance Levi Johnston have decided not to get married. Contrary to internet rumors that he’s out because Sarah Palin thinks he’s “white trash,” Johnston says they “mutually decided ‘a while ago’ to end their relationship.” And by “a while ago,” we’re pretty sure he means on November [...]
18 February 2009
Esquire Interview Shows Sarah Palin Enjoys Rusty Trombones, Hates Bloggers
By Alex Alvarez at 9:45 AM.
In a brief interview about “what she’s learned” (presumably ever and not just during the course of her vice-presidential campaign), Alaska governor Sarah Palin allows Esquire magazine to penetrate her inner psyche.
So. What has Sarah Palin learned?
26 November 2008
13 November 2008
Eitan Gorlin Knows That Africa Is A Continent And That We’re Not Really Journalists
By Alex Alvarez at 10:20 AM.
