Heather Locklear has been arrested for allegedly driving under the influence of controlled substances, like AquaNet and Wet ‘n Wild frosted eyeshadow. [LA Times] Scarlett Johansson married Ryan Reynolds in Vancouver over the weekend. But will she go down...

Scarlett “Terrible Tom Waits Covers” Johansson and Eva “Terrible Bed Covers” Mendes have teamed up to promote both their upcoming movie, The Spirit, as well as the recycling of old cell phones: John EMA and The Spirit to answer...

Britney Spears and Russell Brand’s VMA promos are kinda cute, kinda creepy. We’ve included another promo after the jump, if you’ve yet to have your fill of English comedians and American …somethings. Is Katie Holmes pregnant? Or just trying...

Vicky Christina Barcelona, Woody Allen’s newest excuse to work with Scarlett Johansson that also co-stars Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem, premiered in Los Angeles yesterday where apparently everyone was, like, on their period. Bardem and Cruz, who reportedly have...

Concert-goers at Bonnaroo chanted “Kanye sucks” when he performed over two hours late. But that just isn’t true. Kanye doesn’t suck; he’s all hand and spit. [HuffPo] You know how Scarlett Johansson was omg so lyk super psyched that...

Hulk Hogan talked to Larry King about how terrible and whiny his incarcerated son is. Or how great and noble? We’re not sure. Mariah Carey proves that just because you weren’t invited to someone’s wedding, does not mean you...

Speaking of Vicky Cristina Barcelona, the movie’s two biggest stars, Scarlett Johansson, failed to make it to the film’s big premiere at Cannes because the studio refused to give in to her demands: They were willing, and happy, to...

Just like all our trips abroad, Scarlett Johansson (Christina) and Rebecca Hall (Not Christina) spend their trip to Barcelona deeply immersing themselves in Spanish culture Javier Bardem and/or Penelope Cruz. In fact, “people having sex” seems to be the...

Stupid Scarlett Johansson showed off her big, stupid engagement while wearing a stupid, ugly dress. That stupid head. [A Socialite’s Life] Star Jones has gone out and about with her new gigolo. Uh, boyfriend. No, gigolo. [dlisted] It would...

Fuck. According to the New York Daily News, Ryan Reynolds had to go be a turd and get engaged to Scarlett Johansson even though we are very clearly the woman of his dreams. And her dreams. They’ve just both...

Scarlett Johansson is set to play Silk N. Floss in Frank Miller’s adaptation of The Spirit. And we think this outfit is pretty much the most perfect thing we’ve ever seen! Yes, sure, it’s terrible that nurses are consistently...

Mandy Moore’s mother left her dad for another woman. This is by far the most interesting thing Mandy Moore has never done. [Entertainmentwise] Scarlett Johansson sold herself to some British dude for $40,100. We guess American governors are just...

Scarlett Johansson joins her Vicky Cristina Barcelona co-star, Javier Bardem, to re-enact a scene from Alfred Hitchcock’s Rear Window in the “Hollywood Issue” of Vanity Fair. Nice try, Johansson, but you can’t fool us! You think pairing up with...

Woody Allen surrounds himself with more beautiful actresses than is fair for a man who looks like a very tiny, bespectacled penis by working with both Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz in the upcoming Vicky Cristina Barcelona, which was...

Director, writer, actor and daughter-marrier Woody Allen is shooting his latest film in Barcelona with Spanish actor Javier Bardem. The film allows Allen yet another opportunity to try and fool audiences into thinking attractive women, like Scarlett Johansson and...