Quick question. Are you hitting it right? The Twitterverse posed this question last night, and the people responded with deductive reasoning. The trending topic, #uainthittinitright sought to set forth some necessary conditions for sexing a woman up real good like. Let’s get some answers.
18 November 2009
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5 October 2009
Everybody In Brazil Is Secretly White, Scientists Say
By Cindy Casares at 11:39 AM.
A new study in Brazil says that European ancestry accounts for nearly 80% of the genetic heritage of the population. But there are so many black people!
21 August 2009
Pedro Cavadas Performed First Face Transplant In Spain, 8th In The World
By Cindy Casares at 9:00 AM.
Dr. Pedro Cavadas of Spain, (That’s him on the left, looking badass, because he is.) has just performed the first face transplant in Spain and the 8th in the world for a patient in Valencia.
20 August 2009
Secrets Of The Wild: Get Yourself A Harem
By Alejandro Paz at 10:02 AM.
Recently published research has provided new insight into the sexual interaction between male and female bower birds and flying foxes, respectively. Turns out that brains and testosterone play a key role in increasing attractiveness to maintain a harem of choosy females. Find out why.
5 August 2009
29 July 2009
28 July 2009
Pre-Spaniards Were Cannibals, For Fun
By Chris Alonzo at 2:08 PM.
Archaologists in Spain have uncovered evidence that the earliest Europeans were cannibals, but not out of necessity or ritual. Turns out, they just liked eating the children of their enemies because dudes were just stone cold back then.
Study Shows Women Are Evolving Into Hotter Beasts, Thanks To Men
By Alejandro Paz at 10:00 AM.
A study released recently out of the University of Helsinki has found that beautiful women are being naturally selected for breeding more often than their less hot counterparts. Are you shocked and appalled!? How and why is this happening?
20 July 2009
Debunking Moronic Lunar Landing Hoax Believers in Three Easy Steps For The Apollo 11 40th Anniversary
By Chris Alonzo at 10:38 AM.
It was forty years ago today that Apollo 11, in a feat of engineering, willpower, imagination, and brutal courage that will likely remain unequaled for generations if not centuries, landed on the surface of the moon. Let’s make fun of the crazies who said it never happened.
2 July 2009
Ay Gorditas! Americans Keep Getting Fatter
By Alejandro Paz at 2:14 PM.
Apparently, shockingly, people in the USA are total fatasses!!! And it keeps getting worse. Two-thirds of American adults are now either obese or overweight. Actually, the researchers did us all a favor by not breaking out race and ethnicity as categories to judge fatness, otherwise the title of this post would probably be something like: Oh Hell No: Latinos Are Fattest Growing Minority.
1 July 2009
Spread The Word: Study Shows Daily Sex Improves Health Of Man Gravy
By Alejandro Paz at 12:34 PM.
Dr. David Greening, a researcher at fertility institute Sydney IVF in Australia, is trying to get men laid. He told delegates at conference that daily ejaculations improve the health of a man’s sperm. That means we need to be serving skeet salads every single day to keep the boner brew fresh.
17 June 2009
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5 February 2009
Super Hot Prehistoric Monster Snake Found… In Your Pantalones. Or In Colombia.
By Alex Alvarez at 11:59 AM.
The fossilized remains of an enormous prehistoric snake were uncovered in Colombia. The “Titanoboa cerrejonensi” is estimated to have weighed somewhere around 2,500 pounds and have measured 42.7 feet long. At its widest, the snake would have reached an average size human’s hips. HOT.
26 January 2009
Obesity Virus Will Get You, Says Science
By Alex Alvarez at 2:38 PM.
Researchers at the Department of Nutritional Sciences at Wisconsin University have come out saying that obesity, in some cases, may be partially caused by an infectious disease. Pringles?
7 January 2009
Cocaine Makes Bees Dance, Let You Know They Have A Loft Apartment In The Financial Distict
By Alex Alvarez at 5:30 PM.
