“The Daily Beast,” features a pretty interesting interview with our your favorite entertainer - Jennifer Lopez. An interview she had wanted scrapped from a fashion magazine in which it was originally supposed to run. Yay! This actually got around...

Mothers, do you long for those bygone days when all parenting required of you was to change some diapers and put some food in your baby? Did your kid grow up to be a back-talking American? Perhaps it’s your...

Have you heard? Rumored Scientologist, Jennifer Lopez, has given birth to not one, but two, completely naturally conceived babies! By Xenu. Look deeply into the strangely blank “visual sensory detection devices” implanted into girl-twin Emme Maribel’s (5 pounds, 7...

A new Cheetos campaign called “The Orange Underground” teaches you, through a series of easy-to-follow videos, how to be a complete and utter asswipe. [YouTube] Will Smith insists he and wife Jada are not Scientologists. They’re just weird. [Rush...

Actress Leah Remini and her husband, who happens to be Puerto Rican and lacking in eyebrows, attended the premiere of Eva Longoria’s new film, Why Is Paul Rudd In This Movie. Is He Broke?, and joked about wanting to...

Jennifer Lopez is reportedly set to give birth in silence, in accordance with Scientology’s rules for “silent birth:” Scientologists believe that silent birth will relieve the newborn of any stress the first week of their life. 38-year-old J. Lo...

There’s speculation on the interweb about the source of JLo’s pregnancy. Lainey Gossip muses: I smell [Tom Cruise] and I smell the Church [of Scientology] and others are buzzing that Xenu’s shadow is looming. […] After trying unsuccessfully for...