We have something in common with Bill O’Reilly. Actually, a few things. Other than our shared love of “falafels,” we, like, Bill, find Sean Penn incredibly irritating. Bill takes it one step further by refusing to pay to watch any film starring Sean Penn. Gasp! Does this mean he’s going to skip the cinematic masterpiece [...]
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Benicio Del Toro To Play Moe In The Farrelly Brothers’ Three Stooges
By Cindy Casares at 6:30 PM.
We’re sure the casting won’t be the stupidest thing about The Farrelly Brothers new Three Stooges movie, but Benicio Del Toro as Moe, Sean Penn as Larry and Jim Carrey as Curly, (okay, that last one actually makes total sense), is a good start. But, didn’t Dumb and Dumber already cover this? Still, Benicio Del [...]
Natalie Portman And Sean Penn Milk One Another At A Hollywood Hotel
By Alex Alvarez at 11:23 AM.
Are Natalie Portman and Sean Penn knocking, as the youth might call it, boots? Are they preaching at one another about micro-financing and/or socialism while nude and covered in peanut butter? Perhaps!
Witnesses saw Penn, who is 407 years old and fashioned out of a worn baseball glove, “caressing” Natalie Portman, who is 5, as they [...]
2 March 2009
Maria Conchita Alonso Says Sean Penn Should Shut Up About Venezuelan Politics
By Cindy Casares at 1:30 PM.
Native Venazolana Maria Conchita Alonso has some opinions about her 1988 Colors co-star Sean Penn’s worship of Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez. And it’s all on video!
