We’re starting to like this Selena Gomez fetus-person more and more. She’s currently rumored to be dating the fair-to-middling Jonas Brother, Nick, who once dated Miley Cyrus. That hasn’t, however, kept Selena from saying that Miley’s new boyfriend, 20-year-old...

Tiny woodland creature Selena Gomez has been named the spokesperson for this year’s “Trick-or-Treat for UNICEF” campaign. Miley Cyrus is too busy posing in the shower with her pumpkins: “I am extremely excited to be this year’s Trick-or-Treat for...

Selena Gomez is turning out to be quite the star. She has fans everywhere she goes and lots of attention constantly lavished upon her (almost like a blogger, really), but has managed to handle it all without resorting to...

Selena Gomez (who is not, as we thought, 5-years-old, but actually a substantially older 16) went on “The View” to take some hard-hitting questions under the show’s Vaseline-smeared lens. (Seriously. Did anyone else notice how softly-lit and filtered this...

Selena Gomez lost her computer charger (!!!!!) so she couldn’t post this immediately (trauma-rama-obama-voma!) but, we’ve managed to relay her message to all of you. We’ll totally summarize the video above: HEY YOU GUYS! This is Selena Gomez! Don’t...

Little itsy bitsy teeny tiny famous hobbit-fetus Selena Gomez talked to the gorgeous people over at Blogamole about fame, Mexicanness and other super-fun topics. Turns out Selena, who stars on the Disney Channel series “The Wizards of Waverly Place,”...

Lovable little muppet person Selena Gomez has teamed with similarly beloved muppet Kermit the Frog to present a PSA drawing attention to endangered frogs. The “Year of the Frog” campaign was organized by Disney, Amphibian Ark, Conservation International, and...

The Imagen Foundation Awards were held last night in Beverly Hills and oh aren’t you kicking yourself that you weren’t there? You might have gotten to stalk Selena Gomez, or at least try to step on her dress. Imaginate!...

Selena Gomez is a really good girlfriend, you guys. She made a video with her main gay, Some Dude In A V-Neck, trying to get people to buy her boyfriend’s band’s album. So go buy A Little Bit Longer,...

Like everything that is good and beautiful and then turns into a racially-charged fight involving a burrito, this video was brought to our attention in a Gawker thread. This parody of the Jonas Brothers (with special guests Miley Cyrus...

Formerly the world’s fattest man, our friend Manuel Uribe, went out for the first time in five months with the help of a forklift. That’s pretty much what it takes to get us to leave the house too, Manny....

Selena Gomez’s single, “Tell Me Something I Don’t Know” is now available for purchase on iTunes. Finally, right??? It’s on the soundtrack to her upcoming straight-to-DVD movie Another Cinderella Story - which is the sequel to A Cinderella Story...

Selena Gomez went on Live: With Regis & Kelly to explain to Regis what the hell a “Quinceañera” is. Kelly Ripa swears she and daughter Lola will have one. Yeah, we’re sure they’ll love that at the Hamptons Yacht...

OMG! Selena Gomez, rumored girlfriend of Nick Jonas (OM- Oh. Eh. Still not the cute one.) of the Jonas Brothers (OMG! OMG!) appears in the video for their song, “Burnin’ Up!” OMG, that totally describes us right now! Gross,...

Miley Cyrus has issued an insincere sounding apology to fellow Disney Channel twatlets Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato that begins with the phrase, “I mean..” and incorrectly attributes Elvis with having coined the phrase “imitation is the sincerest form...

It’s Miley Cyrus day here at Guanabee and, yes, we are grown adults writing about a middle-school girlfight playing out on YouTube for all the world to see, thanks for asking. It appears one day after the world discovered...

Apparently Disney starlet Selena Gomez has a BOYFRIEND OMG! Yeah, sorry guys. It’s a super slow news day. Anyway, the dude is Nick Jonas, one of the Jonas Brothers, who are some Christian rock band group of brothers that...

Selena Gomez is addressing rumors that she and fellow Lollipop Guild member Miley Cyrus are feuding with one another. She thinks Miley’s hair is, like, kind of stringy? But she’s a nice girl! With stringy hair. Who is fat:...

Texas native Demi Lovato is getting her own show on the Disney Channel because she’s yet to pose in a bedsheet. Because everyone in the media is very concerned with the career trajectories of preteen girls, Demi is being...

Selena Gomez, that little bundle of readily marketable cheesy goodness, is being wooed by rich, naked Miley Cyrus’ record label, Hollywood Records: Now I hear that the 15-year-old Gomez, who stars in the Disney Channel hit Wizards of Waverly...

Selena Gomez is everywhere! If you feverishly Google her name every hour on the hour! Here she is in a music video for the 101 Dalmations movie, in which she’s dressed like a blind RuPaul with a meth habit....

The brilliant journalistic minds over at FOX News have been all atwitter wondering whether Selena Gomez will indeed become the next Miley Cyrus. Or quite possibly the next Lalaine. Will she?! Won’t she?! 14-year-old girls and middle aged men...

Now that Miley Cyrus has proven to be a little strumpet in “a duchess satin stole, Champagne, specially made”, Disney execs are moving in on their next starlet harlot, Selena Gomez: Executives at the company that produces the “Hannah...

What’s not to love about little Selena Gomez of Spy Kids and Disney Channel fame? Why, she’s adorable and talented from her head down to her toes. But that’s no excuse for creepy crawlers like IMDB reader papichuloft to...