Yolanda Saldívar, the law-loving inmate charged with killing Santa Selena de los Airbushed T-Shirts, says she knows some secrets about Selena’s life that will change the way we view the Tejana star forever. And that secret sounds like “Tex Sape.”
29 July 2009
Yolanda Saldivar’s Siblings Say She Knows All About Selena’s Secret Sex Tapes
By Alex Alvarez at 10:42 AM.
30 June 2009
Selena Boutique Finally, Officially Closes
By Alex Alvarez at 4:45 PM.
Personally, we think “Selena Etc, Inc.” gave up too hastily. If anyone had thought to ask us, we’d have happily come up with new merchandise and branding opportunities to help revamp the shop’s image…
11 June 2009
27 May 2009
Is This Creepy Yet?: AB Quintanilla Opens “Pop Rox” Club In Miami, Includes Requisite Gigantic Mural Of Selena
By Alex Alvarez at 1:45 PM.
AB Quintanilla’s new club features a giant mural of his famous sister’s face looming over patrons as they consume their Red Bull and vodkas. Which isn’t really awkward so much as it’s like, dude. You have your own identity. Kind of.
17 April 2009
Watchando: Is Sorry She Forgot Your Birthday
By Cindy Casares at 12:55 PM.
La Coacha does her best, “No Me Queda Mas,” in honor of Selena’s birthday yesterday. [Chisme Time]
MTV Tr3s To Air Unscripted Selena and a Selena edition of Remexa Saturday starting at 2pm ET [Blogamole]
7 April 2009
Ninel Conde’s Crazed Lesbian Fan Could Make Ninel The Next Selena. Only Less Beloved And Popular And All That.
By Alex Alvarez at 3:45 PM.
Singer / actress / rocket scientist Ninel Conde says she has a crazed lesbian fan who is desperately trying to destroy her marriage to Juan Zepeda. An Escandalo TV anchor relays to us, with a laudable approximation of Serious Journalist Face, says this might make Ninel Conde the next Selena.
20 March 2009
Jackie Guerra Is A Commenter’s Jackie Of All Trades
By Cindy Casares at 8:23 PM.
This week we wrote a post about Jackie Guerra’s appearance on the Tyra Banks Show. Jackie who, you ask? Well, isn’t that the question of the day. Jackie Guerra seems to think we should know all about Jackie Guerra. Jackie Guerra got so upset when we said Jackie Guerra is essentially known for two [...]
16 March 2009
Kourtney Kardashian Poses In Maxim, Looks Just Like Selena
By Alex Alvarez at 10:30 AM.
Kourtney Kardashian, the sister who isn’t Kim or Khloe, has a new photo spread in Maxim magazine. In her interview, Kourtney komes klean (Hm. That gets old surprisingly kuick.) about her very first experience with the paparazzi, saying: ”I was lying on the beach in Miami on New Year’s Eve and, like, 50 paparazzi started gathering. I [...]
11 March 2009
Bidi Bidi NO NO: Corpus Christi’s Selena Boutique Closing
By Alex Alvarez at 10:03 AM.
The last Selena boutique in Corpus Christi is closing, and it’s like we’re losing her all over again. “Selena Etc, Inc.” included a full-service beauty salon and various clothing, accessories and other merchandise featuring the iconic singer.
