The animal kingdom is full of wonderful creatures that make you marvel at the awesomeness of nature. This list features none of them. Instead, we present to you four animals whose sexual habits will make you wish you had never given up your purity ring.
2 November 2009
26 October 2009
No, Really: Shakira Is Seeing A Freudian Therapist About Her Oral Fixation
By Alex Alvarez at 9:56 AM.
Shakira, she of truthful hips, is in therapy with a Freudian analyst, according to a recent interview for Rolling Stone magazine. Among the topics the Colombian singer is apparently broaching with her therapist is her oral fixation. Again.
21 October 2009
Humpday Celebration: People Having Sex
By Alejandro Paz at 10:32 AM.
It’s that time again. The day of the work week that’s right in the middle between one weekend and another. They call it humpday cause you need to get your sex on this day or else risk a full week off from skeetbombing the ladies. Is that the reason? Check the pics.
17 October 2009
Levi Johnston Is Eating Moose In Preparation For His Playgirl Shoot
By Alex Alvarez at 2:59 PM.
La Razafarian Levi Johnston is taking careful steps to ensure his upcoming appearance in Playgirl is a memorable one by working out, keeping fit and eating a shitload of moose.
16 October 2009
Mississippi Student Ceara Sturgis Not Allowed To Wear Tux In Yearbook Photo ‘Cuz That’s Gay
By Alex Alvarez at 9:35 AM.
A Mississippi high school called Wesson Attendance Center has not allowed 17-year-old student Ceara Sturgis to don a tuxedo for her yearbook photo because, if wedding cake toppers have taught us anything, it’s that dresses are for ladypeople and tuxes are for non-ladypeople.
15 October 2009
Study Shows The Kids Like Tweeting After Sex: Do You?
By Alejandro Paz at 10:11 AM.
A study released recently shows that 36% of people under 35 check their Facebook, text or Tweet post-coitus, aka after sexing. Shit, don’t y’all just pass out? But 36% is a lot of gente so we decided to put this study to the test. Guess what? True.
Would You Take Advice From Porn Star Ann Marie Rios?
By Alejandro Paz at 9:03 AM.
Ann Marie Rios is porn star who began her career in 2001 when she was 19 and looking to supplement her income. She found that pussy sells better than real estate and has developed a full fledged career, even giving out advice in her column Between The Sheets. You ready for guidance?
14 October 2009
Humpday Celebration: Vintage Playboy Playmates
By Alejandro Paz at 10:03 AM.
Orale gueys, sometimes you don’t wanna talk, you just want to fuck. And sometimes, you don’t wanna fuck, you just wanna enjoy yourself while deeply engrossed in some vintage photos of Playboy Playmates. Now is that time. Check the pics.
13 October 2009
Shauna Sand Drops Sex Tape On Los Lamases’ Asses
By Alejandro Paz at 9:00 AM.
Vivid Entertainment is about to release a new Shauna Sand sex tape this weekend, against her wishes, and we are a tad bit excited. But people are saying that homegirl is trying to fuck with the Lamas clan during the week of the debut of their new show. Lorenzo is piping mad, but Shauna can’t stop shoving her titty balls in their faces. Check the pics.
12 October 2009
Poncho De Nigris Would Like You To Know He Did Not Have Sex With A Transvestite, Has A Large Penis
By Alex Alvarez at 1:22 PM.
Homophobic Mexican model and TV personality Poncho De Nigris was recently rumored to have hooked up with a transvestite named Denisse. Try not to let the shock ruin your entire day.
8 October 2009
The Boobs: A Blog For Women By Women For Men
By Alejandro Paz at 9:00 AM.
Desboobs and Glossy are the two brilliant women behind The Boobs, a new blog that is rapidly becoming a go-to in our NSFW bookmarks. The Boobs, the boobs, the boobs. Ahhhh. That goes down smooth and easy, right? Check the pics.
7 October 2009
Blunts, Enemas & Sexy: Get To Knows Kristina Rose
By Alejandro Paz at 9:02 AM.
You may know Kristina Rose from the upcoming Phat Bottom Girls 2, but we know her as @KristinaRosexxx from Twitter and the most diligent sexy Twitpicker of all time. Let’s get up in this chica and see what she’s got to tell us. Check the pics.
6 October 2009
Good Morning: Are You Masturbating Right Now?
By Alejandro Paz at 9:04 AM.
Not sure if you know this, but DANG, a lot of people masturbate. Like a lot. Masturbation is totally fun and appropriate and the reason porn is so dang popular. It gets you off when no ladies are around to lend their fleshy bits. Or vice versa. Let’s see who wants us to know that they’re stroking it hard.
