ThursdaySeptember042008

Jeremy Jackson, who played David Hasselhoff’s son Hobie on “Baywatch,” is the star of a 45-minute sex tape along with porn-star-turned-born-again-Christian Sky “Not Jennifer” Lopez. And Jeremy will have you know that the only reason the sex tape is...

WednesdayApril232008

Opie, one half of the excruciatingly annoying “Opie & Anthony” radio show, is very upset that his fiancée once had sex with another person. And that this sex happened to be done on camera. And that other person happened...

WednesdayApril232008

Our hyperactive little brother, Machochip, alerted us to the existence of Mexican cheerleader and Telcel (Mexico’s largest, most throbbingest phone company) spokesperson Karla Edecan. And, shortly after, to the existence of her sex tape [NSFW, unless you’re us]. Well,...

MondayApril142008

Video footage of Marilyn Monroe tonguing an unidentified taint has been sold to a New York business man for 1.5 million dollars. Viewing party at Daniel Mauser’s on Friday!: An illicit copy of the steamy, still-FBI-classified reel - 15...

FridayApril042008

It turns out the two people whom we would most like to be featured with in a sex tape, Alejandro Sanz and Shakira, have a sex tape of their own. And it’s a threesome! With her boyfriend, Antonio de...

ThursdayMarch202008

The word online at this hour is that the Kristin Davis pictures are in fact of Kristin Davis. Reports TMZ: We’ve now been in touch with someone involved in the whole deal, and here’s what we know. The photos,...

MondayJanuary072008

Brazilian model Adriana Lima is not this girl (link NSFW, unless you work at Guanabee, which is clothing optional anyway), because they have pretty much entirely different faces. And also because Adriana is a virgin who is saving herself...

WednesdayJanuary022008

Malaysia’s Health Minister, Chua Soi Lek, has resigned after recently acknowledging he is the star of two pornographic DVDs that have been circulating around his home state. The videos feature the married Health Minister in various positions over the...

FridayDecember072007

Maria Fernanda “Chachinator” Telesco, with whom you have very recently become extraordinarily familiar, discovered that her sex tape was released by non other than her cousin. Shady! Who stole it from her… father? “I made the video last February...

FridayDecember072007

“High School Musical” has really provided us with quite the cornucopia of bearded clams. Latest to introduce us to her vagina before we had a chance to fully process why the hell she’s famous is Maria Fernanda “Chachi” [Ed....

FridayDecember072007

Former “American Idol” finalist Jessica Sierra, who nearly ran mouth-first into a spot of trouble recently, is the one of the latest stars people to have a sex video. TMZ tells us how to feel: Here’s one of the...

ThursdayNovember292007

Tired of Luciana Salazar yet? Too bad. The Argentine “glamour model” is a woman who wears many hats. Very little clothing, sure, but a good amount of headgear. A look at Luciana’s Wikipedia entry, which seems, curiously enough, to...

ThursdayNovember292007

Our new friend Luciana Salazar, who may or may not be the star of a new sex tape in which she becomes a human profiterole, seems to have an enemy. Argentine TV host Viviana Canosa, who has the hottest...

ThursdayNovember292007

Argentine model and TV host Luciana Salazar is, allegedly, the subject of a new sex tape we totally have not been watching over and over all morning. It’s supposedly an “amateur” tape, but it looks suspiciously professional to us....

MondayOctober012007

Hey, hey, sports fans. This just in about the Eva Longoria-Tony Parker sex tape rumors: From what I have heard so far, is that the tape features a look-a-like of Eva. This seems to be a marketing plan of...

MondayOctober012007

Every gossip rag on the web is touting rumors that there’s a sex tape involving Eva Longoria and her new hub Tony Parker. Oh my have we been here before. According to reports, the tape is already available on...

TuesdayAugust142007

We were supposed to announce the winner of the Spic Pics caption contest featuring J. Lo and Marc Anthony, but, frankly, those submissions blow. So instead, here’s a commenter who knows how not to. Proving once again that the...

TuesdayAugust142007

So yesterday’s well thought out call-to-arms didn’t move a single one of you to come forward with information that would validate Johanna Cardona as even just a minor celebrity—i.e., three notches below Carrot Top, one notch higher than your...

MondayAugust132007

A reporter from Univisión gossip show “El Gordo Y La Flaca” (which, by the way, is like calling Mary Hart from “Entertainment Tonight” a legit anchor lady) recently showed Noelia a valid wedding certificate confirming her current marriage to...

MondayAugust132007

In their hurry to recreate some Noelia magic, the Latino blogging community jumped the gun last week over a “celebrity” sex tape starring a very local, (according to our sources), Colombian TV news personality named Johanna Cardona whose ex-boyfriend...

TuesdayAugust072007

While obsessed American talk show viewers worship no idols before Oprah, it almost goes unsaid that Latino ones worship at the altar of Cristina. She’s the impossibly blonde TV icon who invited Noelia onto her eponymous show for an...

FridayJuly062007

There’s only one part of Noelia that we haven’t seen probed on the internet and that’s her mind. Guanabee asks a real shrink what’s up with her. Guanabee: You’re a real shrink? Shrink: I am. Guanabee: What are your...

ThursdayJune282007

This Puerto Rican broad, Noelia, who we never heard of until she splashed her hoo-hoo all over the internet, is back in the news. This time it’s her grandmother stirring up the shit by saying she was abused as...

WednesdayJune272007

Well, we double-dog dared you to produce footage from Noelia’s much-blogged about sex tape and you didn’t let us down. We can now say with confidence that the rumor is true. The tattoo has been positively identified and so,...

WednesdayJune272007

Less than a week has passed since word got out about the rumored sex tape featuring Puerto Rican pop tart Noelia and her ex-boyfriend hittin’ the skins. The only claim for the existence of this video is a single...

ThursdayJune212007

People have used piss-poor online translation program Babelfish for a number of things (coming up with presidential campaign slogans, for example), but never before have we seen it used to help a gossip blogger explain the breaking scandal behind...

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