MondayOctober062008

Person who cannot vote, Shakira, is expressing her endorsement of Presidential candidate Barack Obama. She’s even going to write a song for him! To which Obama says, “Thanks! You core demographic-nabber, you:” “I am honored to receive the endorsement...

MondaySeptember152008

Hey did you watch the 2008 ALMA Awards Friday—the television show that aims to “show how diversity strengthens our country” but usually only makes us sad? Well never fear. Through magic we don’t yet understand, we can bring you...

ThursdaySeptember042008

Shakira’s publicist will have you know that recent rumors Shakira would be teaming up with Arab-American singer Dania Youssef on a song about Islam are OMG so super untrue and also yuck. What a horrid idea! Almost as bad...

MondayJuly212008

Carlos Vives painted on his very best jeans in order to introduce Shakira onstage at a concert in Leticia, Colombia. The two performed “La Gota Fria” and “La Tortura” in an effort to promote peace and the liberation of...

ThursdayJuly172008

When Shakira isn’t gyrating in leather chaps, she’s out saving the world and hanging out in Paris with her new best friend forever, Ingrid Betancourt. Ingrid, the former Colombian politician who was recently rescued from six years of being...

ThursdayJuly032008

Possible reality TV star and probable newly single person, Shakira, might be joining up with concert promoter Live Nation. For a mere seventy million dollars: The New York Post reported on Tuesday that the so-called 360-degree deal could be...

TuesdayJuly012008

Shakira is apparently in talks to get her own reality series on MTV. To which we ask: hipsdon’twhy? Shakira makes fun music, but it’s not exactly, you know. Good. Or at least, not as thoughtful, complex and well-crafted as...

FridayMay302008

Las Vegas producer Stephen Sorrentino, who also happens to be an Elton John impersonator, is debuting a new show in Dallas today. “Superstars Latinos” features some of the finest impersonators of Latino stars that are easy to impersonate: The...

FridayApril042008

It turns out the two people whom we would most like to be featured with in a sex tape, Alejandro Sanz and Shakira, have a sex tape of their own. And it’s a threesome! With her boyfriend, Antonio de...

FridayMarch072008

Meet…this little girl. We didn’t get her name, but where she’s headed, it doesn’t really matter. When we first viewed her dancing from behind, we thought she was some kind of loose midget woman. The way she suggestively shakes...

WednesdayFebruary202008

Truthfully-hipped Colombian singer, Shakira, is set to launch a line of beauty products in collaboration with Spanish beauty company Puig Beauty and Fashion Group: Shakira will have significant input in the creation and development of the range, according to...

TuesdayFebruary052008

Cristiano Ronaldo turns 23 today. Somewhere, a team of hookers is extremely tired. [dlisted] Shakira is has no plans to marry her boyfriend; we have no plans to care one way or another. [Lossip] Conan O’Brien, Jon Stewart and...

WednesdayJanuary302008

Forbes magazine came out with a list of the top-grossing female artists of 2007 and, curiously, our name is nowhere to be seen. But some other Latinas are there. Maybe you recognize their names?: 1. Madonna - $72 million...

ThursdayJanuary242008

As we reported earlier in a fit of giggles amidst a sweet-smelling haze, Colombian singer Shakira is starring in a Sunsilk commercial which will air during this year’s Big Game With Football And Commercials. And here it is, maybe!...

WednesdayJanuary232008

Shakira is the newest face and mane for Sunsilk hair products. We much prefer Shakira’s black dreadlocked phase, back when her songs weren’t Beyonce’s, but we guess peroxide blondes are ok, too. We like things that are highly flammable....

TuesdayJanuary082008

In this video the very chaste Shakira appears on “The Jay Leno Show” to perform her Golden Globe nominated “Despedida” from the soundtrack for “Love In The Time Of Cholera.” It’s a pretty decent song, actually. Later on the...

FridayDecember212007

Not only does Colombian singer Shakira have the ability to contort her hips in such a way as to rip a role in the space-time continuum, she also works as a UNICEF ambassador. Way to use your shimmying for...

ThursdayDecember132007

The Golden Globe Awards nominations are out and it looks like some of our favorite artistes are up for awards: BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE IN A MOTION PICTURE JAVIER BARDEM –NO COUNTRY FOR OLD...

FridayNovember232007

Afghanistan’s Tolo TV is facing harsh criticism from the culture ministry and senior Muslim clerics after broadcasting a Shakira concert chock full of dangerous gyrations: State television broadcast interviews with clerics and MPs criticising the concert while one pro-government...

ThursdaySeptember132007

It’s been confirmed that Shakira has spent the last six weeks or so taking a summer course on The History of Western Civilization at UCLA. (Why not Bong Rips 101, or Surrealist Belly Dancing: A Workshop Approach?) She took...

WednesdayAugust012007

• Hollywood residents have agreed to put their pigeons on birth control. Next up? Their Mexicans. [L.A. Times] • We’re officially a week into the 20th anniversary of the release of “La Bamba.” Richie Valens has yet to join...

ThursdayJuly262007

A four week-long online poll asking readers to name the worst pop song in Spanish has produced an unshocking Top Ten List. [Ed. Note: Neither article we consulted names the digital mag that conducted the poll, but we Googled...

TuesdayJuly172007

Perhaps to appease Mexican gazillionaire Carlos Slim for still not officially naming him the world’s richest man, Forbes has released a list of ‘Hollywood’s 15 Sexiest Celebrities’ that’s a full third Latina. The women’s rankings are based on what...

SaturdayJuly142007

• Even David Beckham’s unearthly hotness could not spare Mayor Villaraigosa from his city’s wrath. [Defamer] • Jars of salsa created a bomb scare. Oh Jesus. Someone’s going to write an ad based on this. [9news] • Shakira’s fiancée...

WednesdayJuly112007

Latino songwriter Estefano, known for award-winning collaborations with Shakira that no one listens to in the States, had no choice but to beg for mercy when his Brazilian handyman held him at gunpoint in his own home, according to...

MondayJuly092007

Pobrecita Jane Magazine. The place where Stayfree reached the elusive hipster girl got axed today. According to Businesswire: Jane magazine will cease publication with its August issue, it was announced today by Charles H. Townsend, President & CEO of...

FridayJuly062007

We’re baffled by the fact that the same nation responsible for the musical success of David Hasselhoff has created a demand for both Shakira and Enrique Iglesias. The two darlings of Latin pop will be performing in Hamburg at...

WednesdayJune202007

Picture for a second that a man with the body and stage presence of Carlos Mencía (neither of which is a pleasant thing) has taken a liking to sequins and belly-dancing. Add a serious pair of brass balls, the...

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