Fashiooooon! It’s fabuloooouuuuus! And there is truly absolutely no reason why you can’t remain fashionable even as you’re setting up sandbags, putting up storm shutters and preparing to shit in a bucket because you’re going to be without running...

Hotflops shoe company is urging you to “Flop Your Vote,” which seems to mean “wear some shoes with heads hot-glued onto them.” Kawaii!!!! For only $30, you can own a pair of Obama or McCain flip-flop sandals and show...

TOMS is a shoe company with a very clear mission statement: For every pair of shoes you purchase, they will donate a pair to a child in need. It’s also a company that happens to be lead by a...

In an effort to combat the suicide-inducing ennui felt by office workers in London, Krispy Kreme has created a line of hideous, grass-covered flip-flops to help one feel as if one is traipsing outdoor, perhaps as if one was...

Summer’s here and the perfect time to get new shoes to go with whatever it is you’re wearing this season, from shorts and tank tops to sun dresses to… We don’t know. Glittery parachute pants? Anyway, whatever your style,...

Brazilian model Gisele Bundchen travels to the heart of the Amazon so that its humble, exotic people can adoringly draw little rayitos all over her boobs whilst the poses, awestruck at their simple way of life, in her Kmartesque...

Here’s Gisele Bundchen looking stupid while promoting her stupid shoes, stupidly. Think of an appropriately stupid caption. [Image]...

The good people at Jimmy Choo would like you to know that women are empowered. They no longer feel compelled to buy into the idea that there’s a “Prince Charming” that’s waiting in the wings to sweep her off...

“G2B,” Gisele’s line of terrible sandals have their own terrible website full of stars and bubbles and Gisele dressed in nothing but water and “Skechers” sandals circa 1997. She’s not even trying. She’s selling us the exact Jelly sandals...

If you’ve ever equated the bunions and blisters you get from stilettos with blues and soul, then Carlos Santana is your guy. The famous guitarist teams up with Mariah Carey’s hair extensions in a commercial for Macy’s. Carlos is...

Spanish shoe designer Manolo Blahnik, who we had always deemed at least partly responsible for the mind vomit that was “Sex and the City,” is actually kind of awesome. In an eccentric-Spanish-shoe-designer sort of way: “Who are these dreadful...

Mexican shoemakers, not unlike adorable shoemaking elves, get their britches in a bunch when their work is outsourced overseas. They’re mad as hell and they’re not going to take it anymore!: In a three-story mall filled entirely with shoe...

To honor the first centenary of Frida Kahlo’s birth, Converse has produced 3 limited-edition shoes inspired by the Mexican painter. Our favorite model, called The Two Fridas, lets you relive the moment when Frida Kahlo’s vagina was pierced by...