13 March 2009

Guanabee Commenter Shout-Out: 51-Year-Olds With Knockout Bodies Think We’re A Bitch

By Alex Alvarez at 6:05 PM.

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It’s finally Friday! Also known as the day when people who blame their failed marriages on something other than the fact they’re totally insane sit down at their computer, hunt out something to get pissed off about and ignore basic reading skills in order to call a stranger a sick bitch. Because that is what [...]

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27 February 2009

Reader Mail: It’s 10 A.M. Do You Know Where Thomas Beatie Is?

By Alex Alvarez at 9:45 AM.

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We often receive emails here at Guanabee, asking either for contact info for or to foward a message to our various celebrity friends.

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20 February 2009

Guanabee Commenter Shout-Out: Someone Really Likes CHRISTOPHER MAURICE BROWN

By Alex Alvarez at 6:30 PM.

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This week’s Commenter belongs to a special category of human commonly referred to as “The Crazed Fan.” Take out your CHRISTOPHER MAURICE BROWN Trapper Keeper and a pencil and get ready to take notes:

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6 February 2009

Reader Mail: Pablo Escobar Jr. Is Not Pablo Escobar Jr. Ok?

By Alex Alvarez at 3:15 PM.

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We recently got a tip from some who claims to know the actual Pablo Escobar Jr. who was upset at our post on the faux Pablo Escobar Jr.
Juan Pablo Escobar Jr. is a rapper who has been accused of using a false identity in order to gain fame. He alleges to be the son of notorious [...]

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30 January 2009

Guanabee Commenter Shout-Out: Roberto Bolaño’s Ghost Has Risen, And It’s All Melody Morales’ Fault

By Alex Alvarez at 5:30 PM.

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This week, were visited by the ghost of author Roberto Bolaño - a mysterious spectre who haunts abandoned old homes, creaky stairwells, dark alleys and the ladies’room at Hawaiian Tropic Zone. OoOoOoOoooo!
Let’s get to know him a little better, shall we?

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