So last night the David-off happened on American Idol between David Archuleta and David Cook. And although we have to wait till tonight to find out officially who won, the judges pretty much gave it away when the put...

How did we miss this Tuesday? Oh yes, we never actually watch American Idol. When our little chuleta, David Archuleta, performed “Another Day In Paradise,” the homeless anthem by philosopher and bald Phil Collins, Simon Cowell criticized him saying...