8 April 2009

Adam Lambert Makes Simon Cowell Cum With Tears For Fears’ “Mad World” On American Idol

By Cindy Casares at 12:00 PM.

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Simon Cowell jizzed his shorts last night along with the rest of the country when American Idol contestant Adam Lambert performed the Tears For Fears song “Mad World” from 1982–the year of his birth. “I think words are unneccessary, but I’m going to give you a standing ovation.” Simon said followed by, “ugh ugh…”

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12 March 2009

God Lets The Sun Go Down On American Idol’s Jorge Nuñez

By Cindy Casares at 4:16 PM.

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Puerto Rican hairboy Jorge Nuñez was eliminated from American Idol last night because God hates Puerto Ricans. Plus, Jorge once sang Elton John’s “Don’t Let The Sun Go Down On Me” which is like daring God to hit you with a bolt of lightning.

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