Here’s the deal: This shit wouldn’t be half so embarrassing if someone would catch, say, the Zimbabwean ping pong team doing it. But noooooo, puros Latinos. So, yeah, the Argentine women’s soccer team ALSO took a picture making slanty...

Hey did you know that soccer legend Diego Maradona’s 19 year-old daughter Giannina is sleeping with 20 year-old Atletico Madrid player Sergio “Kun” Aguero? Us either. Who the fuck watches soccer? But we care now because the daughter of...

Unlike our jock-itchy brother Machochip, we at Guanabee prefer shopping, pedicures, and binge-eating over sports any day. Unless, of course, it’s a sport that features sweaty athletes involved in hot man-to-man action, in which case you’ll have our undivided...

Meet Joel. He’s small and fat. And he would really, really rather not be wearing a Pumas soccer jersey. He reminds us a lot of our little friend Edgar, minus about five or six years and several dozen gansitos....

VIA MACHOCHIP.COM: Brazilian soccer referee, Ana Paula Oliveira, made a bit of a splash last June when she decided to showcase that stunning figure of hers in Playboy. People were pissed, but Ms.Oliveira didn’t really see what the big deal...

Looks like Morrisey’s come to terms with the fact that he is a beloved deity amongst the brown kids over in SoCal. This video of him wearing a Chivas jersey was captured at a concert in Tijuana. Pretty cool,...

Check out this video of Peruvian soccer goalie Juan ‘Chiquito’ Flores. That’s him in the sleeveless tee. (Assuring us he’s gay, if the making out with a dude thing didn’t do it.) After a night of neck nibbles and...

The gay soccer world cup (yes, there is such a thing) begins in Buenos Aires this week, marking the first time the tournament will be held in Latin American soil. Buenos Aires, Peru, and Rio de Janeiro all competed...

We don’t know or care anything about soccer, (plus, it’s friday at the end of summer. ain’t SHIT going on out there.) But we do know that in Los Angeles (there had to be some homies in the crowd,...

In the land of homophobic Brazilian soccer, the man with a gavel is king. (We slay ourselves with modified adages.) Judge Manoel Maximiniano Junqueira Filho has thrown out the case of a soccer player who sued a rival coach...

The Global Game points us to this trailer for a documentary that’s currently making the festival circuit called “Estrellas de la Línea,” about a group of prostitutes from Guatemala who have banded together to create a football (or soccer...