As you may have noticed, we have been talking a lot about Sofia Vergara lately. We can’t help ourselves. The smokin’ hot Colombian has a wicked sense of humor, and even incites jealousy from co-workers. She may not be as young as she used to be, but her slammin’ good looks have not disappeared.
19 November 2009
18 November 2009
Julie Bowen Called Sofia Vergara “Chola Barbie.” Sofia Becoming Our Idol.
By Cindy Casares at 6:05 PM.
Sofia Vergara, it turns out, might be having a feud with Modern Family co-star Julie Bowen if you consider the fact that Julie called Sofia “Cholo Barbie” last night on Chelsea Lately a bad sign.
Sofia Vergara Rape Joke On The View Reveals Sick, Latin Sense Of Humor
By Cindy Casares at 2:49 PM.
Sofia Vergara thinks rape is hilaaarious.
29 October 2009
Modern Family Recap: Episode 6
By Alex Alvarez at 12:51 PM.
On this episode of Masterpiece Theater Presents: Modern Family, we got to see a little more sweetness from all the families involved.
28 October 2009
Sofia Vergara Reveals Awesome Modern Family Guest Appearance
By Alex Alvarez at 2:32 PM.
Sofia Vergara, thespian, revealed a brilliant guest appearance set to happen in an upcoming episode of our most favorite sitcom ever in the whole wide world, Modern Family.
22 October 2009
Modern Family Recap: Episode 5
By Alex Alvarez at 11:35 AM.
On this episode of Modern Family, the whole crew got together for a good ol’ fashioned BBQ and football game. Whether they liked it or not.
20 October 2009
15 October 2009
Modern Family Recap: Episode 4
By Alex Alvarez at 10:29 AM.
So in this, the latest episode of the masterpiece that is Modern Family, we got to meet Mitchell and Claire’s mother (See? We remembered their names!), who is a person with many, many White Problems™ and quite a few White Solutions, like doing something having to do with some vortex (named Chaz?).
9 October 2009
Modern Family Recap: Episode 3
By Alex Alvarez at 9:00 AM.
So. A few things are different from the last time we recapped Modern Family: 1) We’re not drunk off screwdrivers, 2) we didn’t have someone else around to scream at whenever something stupid happened and 3) we actually thought this episode was charming. Yes! Charming!
6 October 2009
Sofia Vergara’s Colombia Comment On Modern Family Inspires Colombiatching
By Alex Alvarez at 4:40 PM.
Remember Sofia Vergara’s “Colombia is basically a place where bad men strangle you with their mustaches, ayayay” line on Modern Family? Apparently, it got some people upset. Including Sofia Vergara.
1 October 2009
Is Sofia Vergara’s New Boyfriend Better Than JAVIER THE LATINO?
By Alex Alvarez at 4:58 PM.
Sofia Vergara was photographed out and about with a MAN FRIEND in tow. Whoever could he be?
30 September 2009
Modern Family Recap: Modern Family Sucks. So There.
By Alex Alvarez at 10:21 PM.
Oh Jesus fucking Christ. We mean. Ugh, come on. Maybe we’ve had more than a few screwdrivers at this point, but. UGH! THIS SHOW IS TERRIBLE.
24 September 2009
Modern Family Review: Sofia Vergara Is Passionate, Gays Are Fab
By Alex Alvarez at 12:35 PM.
Guys. If we catch a single one of you comparing this to Arrested Development, we are going to drug you with a puppet and throw you in a garment bag, so help us Gob.
24 June 2009
Sofia Vergara’s Son Does Not Want To Sleep With Her, Ok?
By Alex Alvarez at 1:45 PM.
Fun fact of the day: Sofia Vergara’s 18-year-old son, Manolo, is adorable. Another fact: Spanish-language tabloids are kind of creepy when it comes to interviewing mothers about their teenage children.
29 April 2009
Can Sofia Vergara Sing In Her Role As “Mama Morton?” You Be The Judge.
By Alex Alvarez at 2:56 PM.
Listen to a little snippet of Sofia Vegara’s performance as Mama Morton and see her chat about how often people have told her that she has a great voice. Feel free to judge away.
