26 August 2009

Mark Sanford Takes A Stand For Slutty Governors Everywhere

By Cindy Casares at 7:28 PM.

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“I will not be railroaded out of office,” Mark Sanford wrote today in a letter to South Carolina Lt. Governor Andre Bauer who basically told Sanford today to take his Argentinean slut and step down from office.

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24 August 2009

Maria Belen Chapur Is Rumored To Be In South Carolina

By Cindy Casares at 10:29 AM.

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While Jenny Sanford is talking about empathy for her philandering husband in this month’s Vogue, rumor has it that Mark Sanford the governor and latin lover of South Carolina, has moved his Argentine girlfriend, Maria Belen Chapur, stateside.

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20 July 2009

Mark Sanford’s Op-Ed Calls Maria Belen Chapur Debacle “His Funeral” And “A Tragedy”

By Cindy Casares at 2:30 PM.

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This weekend, South Carolina governor Mark Sanford published an Op-Ed piece in local papers that’s so pathetic we’re beginning to think that The State is not really a newspaper, but an elaborate guerilla comedy piece from defunct indie comedy project The State.

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24 June 2009

Mark Sanford Governor Of South Carolina Was In Argentina, Didn’t Report To The U.S. Embassy There

By Cindy Casares at 1:40 PM.

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South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford disappeared over the weekend and turned up in Buenos Aires. Like you do. Guanabee has learned exclusively from a source at the U.S. Embassy in Buenos Aires that Mark Sanford did not report his visit.

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