ThursdayNovember132008

Here’s a shocker: The U.S. Department of Homeland Security has, once again, reneged on its promise to include the public in its border wall plans in South Texas. The Brownsville Herald reports that a letter from top Customs and...

FridayMay162008

Hey, illegal aliens in South Texas! Here’s hoping there are no deadly hurricanes down there this summer because, according to the Border Patrol, no one’s evacuating your wet backside out of there: Anyone who is not a citizen or...

ThursdayMarch132008

Ah, South Texas. The stuff of east coast, liberal, Jewish filmmakers’ snuff fantasies. A place where guys like Sheriff Santiago Barrera Jr. of Duval County still roam free making the nationally syndcated news by threatening reporters with incarceration for,...

WednesdayMarch052008

How did Hillary Clinton manage to beat Barack Obama in the Texas primary yesterday in spite of the fact that Obama won Dallas, Houston and Austin? Easy! Mexicans and hicks—the soul of Texas—stayed loyal to their old friends the...

TuesdayFebruary192008

Perusing the news feed today, we couldn’t help but notice a string of headlines from Texas Rio Grande Valley ABC affiliate KRGV with strikingly violent (no pun) themes. We can only imagine the tales of drug trafficking and satanism...

TuesdayJanuary082008

Citizens of South Texas are still fighting the good fight against the proposed border wall (the U.S. government calls it a “fence.” Like the Berlin Fence!) by employing some big city lawyers to help them out. An informational meeting...

FridayOctober122007

U.S. Border Patrol officials finally released plans recently for the 700-mile stretch of “fence” the government hopes to build along the Texas-Mexico border. Though the majority of Texans have expressed their vehement opposition to the plan, citing reasons like...

MondaySeptember032007

Labor Day is a tough time to work the news desk, which may be why CNN has decided to run a “Breaking News” story today entitled “Goatsucking devil in disguise?” complete with affiliate video from San Antonio. A Texas...

FridayAugust102007

• Dorchester, Mass. residents are up in arms over a massive safe sex billboard across the street from a K-8 Catholic school. Kids finally figure out what it means to be “mommy’s favorite mistake.” [My Fox Boston] • Authorities...

TuesdayJune122007

But a PS3 is good enough for his 6 year-old kid! That’s what the recently crowned king of Texas accordion, Juan Longoria, Jr., spent half of his $1,000 prize money on after winning the state title. (Remember when a...

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