More and more women are getting involved with Parkour - a mainly urban sport combining elements of gymnastics, climbing, and martial arts that began in France around 18 years ago. One enthusiast, 23-year-old Nikkie Zanevsky, has climbed all over...

In an op-ed for the Los Angeles Times, Lisa Guerrero, the former head cheerleader for the Patriots, slams Patriots fans for leaving Gilette Stadium stadium en masse as the Miami Dolphins handed their asses to them. With a side...

Well, Team Mexico lost the Little League World Series Championship game today against Waipahu, Hawaii. And let us tell you, they deserved to lose. Or rather, Hawaii deserved to win. Because the Mexican team that played today was not...

Okay, okay. Last weekeend we went off on the uselessness of the Olympics and sports in general. And we assure you that this is a policy we adherently stick to unless one of two things are involved: a) tailgating...

Jennifer Lopez is tearing herself away from her magical cashmere-swathed twins to compete in a triathlon. Inspiring! She’s started a blog in association with Self magazine chronicling her training and letting us all know that J-Lo is just like...

Ok. This has officially gotten ridiculous. We kind of just want to hide under a Swiss flag until the Beijing Olympics have come to an end, only coming out to see how many more records American swimmer Michael Phelps...

What’s up with women in sports this week? Is everybody on their PERIOD? Yuk. Yuk. J/K! This is, however, the second time we’ve posted on a sporting event in two days because professional, athletic womyns is going postal. A...

Hey did you know that soccer legend Diego Maradona’s 19 year-old daughter Giannina is sleeping with 20 year-old Atletico Madrid player Sergio “Kun” Aguero? Us either. Who the fuck watches soccer? But we care now because the daughter of...

Dara Torres is a 41-year-old-swimmer with a snazzy little haircut who has qualified to compete in the upcoming Olympic games yet again. And good for her annoyingly talented ass, right? Only, strangley, some might suspect that her athletic performance,...

Cameron Diaz and her Shrek co-star Antonio Banderas were on hand to cheer on some tall, sweaty dudes while Eva Longoria supported her loser husband: The Lakers defeated the Spurs in LA last night, and there was plenty of...

Unlike our jock-itchy brother Machochip, we at Guanabee prefer shopping, pedicures, and binge-eating over sports any day. Unless, of course, it’s a sport that features sweaty athletes involved in hot man-to-man action, in which case you’ll have our undivided...

Our brother site (who still wets the bed, by the way), Machochip, alerted us to this story. Following a brawl over who is gayer, the Yankees or the Red Sox (or whatever it is sports fans argue about), a...

Baseball players Andy Rodriguez and Andy Pettitte have a close friendship that’s prompted several media outlets and frat boys everywhere to label it a “bromance.” Because dudes touching is totally gay. Let’s have a closer look at PettitteRod: After...

One Canadian comedian, the Vikingly-named Torben Rolfsen, thinks TV Azteca reporter Ines Gomez Mont can do a lot better than Tom Brady. He even makes a play on the word “bed” to illustrate his point. We love lingual play!:...

Meet Joel. He’s small and fat. And he would really, really rather not be wearing a Pumas soccer jersey. He reminds us a lot of our little friend Edgar, minus about five or six years and several dozen gansitos....

We normally try to stay the hell away from sports unless it involves shirtless pictures of David Beckham (you’re welcome), but lately sports are treading dangerously close to our territory now that Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo has decided...

The Lehigh Valley IronPigs have decided to rename their porcine mascot because some might consider its former name, “PorkChop,” to be a racial slur. What a bunch of whiny fatties!:...

VIA MACHOCHIP: In professional sports, anyone can be rich, but only a chosen few can be glamorous. We’ve compiled a list of the ten most fashionable A-list players in the world, who have turned their sports stardom into a glam-rock...

Child bullfighters are all the rage in Mexico, even though the tiny torreadors run the risk of having their teensy weensy organs gouged and adorably shredded to bits: [T]he children confront very real danger in the ring, and their...

Oh my God, you guys. We are so totally excited about our new, little brother site Machochip because it’s going to have pictures of hot, sweaty athletes without shirts. Wait, Machochip says that’s homo shit and to shut up....

Despite the fact that stipphotographer Milan Dravnel is scheduled to appear on “Entertainment Tonight” today verifying the authenticity of the scandalous, tranny Oscar De La Hoya photos she took in May, (they’ve been running cocktease promos for it all...

The New York Post interviewed Malina Dravnel, the sexy vixen and pole humper who has taken credit for shooting Oscar De La Hoya’s ‘coming out’ party. Luckily for us, she knows how to work a camera in addition to...

Argentinian soccer superstar, globe-trotting celebrity, cocaine junkie, rehab flunkie, tax evader, America-hater, Hugo Chávez homeboy—if the shoe fits, Diego Maradona has worn it proudly over the past two decades since cheating in and winning the 1986 World Cup. (You...

In keeping with our policy of only reporting on the most beautiful of athletes, we bring you the sad news of Sevilla soccer star Antonio Puerta: he died yesterday just three days after collapsing in the middle of a...

• We wonder which is more of an anomaly in the above clip of a goal in the under-17 World Cup match between Peru and South Korea: the way the ball bounces twice off the scorer’s head before hitting...

In the land of homophobic Brazilian soccer, the man with a gavel is king. (We slay ourselves with modified adages.) Judge Manoel Maximiniano Junqueira Filho has thrown out the case of a soccer player who sued a rival coach...

Communist dictator Fidel Castro has issued a statement saying two Cuban boxers who played hooky at last month’s Pan American Games in Rio de Janeiro in order to defect will not be arrested when they get home. Castro said...

When professional sports meet geopolitics, the only real losers are those of us who watch. To prove this point Major League Soccer has begun a tournament called ‘SuperLiga,’ where four MLS teams based in the States square off against...

Remember that rabbit hole we mentioned earlier today? The very gay, Mexican wrestling one that yesterday’s Máximo post sent us down? Well, it gets deeper. Turns out the word ‘exótico’ does in fact denote a whole category of gay...

The men’s final match-up of tennis tournament Wimbledon 2007, featuring Swiss robot Roger Federer and plucky Spaniard challenger Rafael Nadal, drew a 10% increase in ratings compared to last year’s. (Seems NBC programmers have finally maximized the appeal of...

Being hounded by the media, constantly reminded that your marriage is a sham, and prone to obscene outbursts when you can’t take the heat—such is the sweet life of Cynthia Rodríguez. At yesterday’s Yankees game, A-Rod’s woman (the legitimate...

And you thought your freshly-arrived cousin had it rough working at a laundromat where the boss doesn’t understand her. Take a glimpse into the life of high school baseball prospect Geikel Conyedo, who arrived in New Jersey six months...

The following opener comes from an article in yesterday’s New York Times on Bolivian president Evo Morales, who actually wins his people over when pulling a PR stunt: BOLIVIA’S president, Evo Morales, donned a green jersey the other day,...

You’re going to love this one. The American Civil Liberties Union sued the U.S. government on Monday for deporting 29-year-old Los Angeles-born Pedro Guzman, a developmentally disabled American citizen who was serving a 120-day trespassing sentence in a Los...

We don’t expect athletes to be smart, which is why we seldom read about them, and were pretty unsurprised when Detroit Tigers outfielder Gary Sheffield recently said the reason pro teams hire Latino players is they’re easier to control...

NASCAR has found a new crowd pleaser, and his name isn’t Jimmy, Ray, Bob, or Jimmy Ray Bob. In a veiled attempt to reach both rednecks and Latinos, The New York Times’ highbrow sports monthly Play released an interview...