Disney’s newest shrieking goblin child, Demi Lovato, has a dad, Patrick Lovato, who evidently attended the “Joe Simpson School Of Parenting.” Which, if we’re not mistaken, is located in some Austrian basement: “She’ll always be ‘my partner’ — that’s...

You think you’ve got it bad because your mom hits you upside the head with a chancleta for being a sinvergüenza? Scoff! Fool. Thank your lucky stars all you’ve got is a flip-flop shaped mark on your cheek instead...