October, in addition to housing one half of Hispanic Heritage Month, is also the time of year when mature adults humiliate their pets by dressing them in ridiculous costumes. These so-called “petstumes” (so-called because we just called them that)...

• Chewy from “Star Wars” (not your barrio) hands the original lightsaber prop used by Luke Skywalker over to NASA so they can jettison it into space, marking only the bajillionth shameless publicity stunt in the franchise’s history. [CBS...