Dudes, guys! Fellow Floridians! We’re super famous, bro! We’re on “The Colbert Report!” That’s almost as exciting as the time we found a coupon for sloppy joe mix stuck to the roof a meth head’s toothless maw. A representative...

Last night on Stephen Colbert, there was a slight, raspberry-colored rash. There were also two surprise guests that look kind of familiar. One, a woman wearing some sort of helmet, in the clip above, and the other, some hopeful...

“Payback is a, literally, bitch,” says Stephen Colbert, expressing his fear that, if women ruled the world, they would use the opportunity to kick ass and squash testicles in retaliation for hundreds of years of living in a male-dominated...

Beautifully coiffed television host Stephen Colbert sits down with Arab rights activist Hussein Ibish to uncover, once and for all, whether or not Senator Barack “Hussein in the Membrane” Obama is a Muslim. We say: Who cares! As long...

Also referencing the wrong the website, Stephen Colbert weighs in on Governor Spitzer and his whoores. Although doing a much funnier job than anyone else so far. In the above video, he outs himself as Spitzer’s whore, and John...

At a time when our country is divided between Latinos — with their big, loud family dinners; tacky, poorly-parked cars; large, frightening, throbbing members and forked tongues that spill forth mysterious languages — and People Who Aren’t Latinos, only...

Cristiano Ronaldo turns 23 today. Somewhere, a team of hookers is extremely tired. [dlisted] Shakira is has no plans to marry her boyfriend; we have no plans to care one way or another. [Lossip] Conan O’Brien, Jon Stewart and...

Esteban Colberto, host of the popular series “Colberto Reporto Gigante,” sat down with Lou Dobbs and his massive testicles to discuss border security and the ongoing war on the ever-suffering middle class. Oh, and P.S. to the folks at...

Talk show host and only-in-South-Carolina presidential candidate Stephen Colbert loves America. In that way. He wants to hold it tightly to his breast and brush the hair out of its eyes as he silently mouths the lyrics to “Wind...

In the above clip of “The Colbert Report,” Stephen returns from his summer break mysteriously unwitty to discuss the “hot button issue” of illegal immigration—or should he say, “un topic caliente button?” (That’s just the tip of the corny,...

Further proof that Stephen Colbert is an avid Guanabee reader: the pundit parody machine filled one of his regular segments on Wednesday night with news of Alberto Gonzales’ pending power to fast track executions, an item we commented on...

In lieu of rumors that the Bush administration has set plans in motion to bisect the U.S. with a super highway linking Mexico to Canada, Stephen Colbert interviews Harper’s publisher and anti-NAFTA book author, John R. MacArthur, for the...

After watching a segment on the The Colbert Report called “The Movies That Are Destroying America,” it dawned on us that Stephen Colbert may be taking his comedic cues from our darling little blog. We predicted the demise of...

Take five minutes to get cozy with a clip of The Colbert Report where our favorite right-winger illustrates a modest proposal for controlling the border. Wish we had thought of that! Props to U.S. Representative Raúl Grijalva for taking...