This just in from a tipster in Mexico City: Mexican bread company Bimbo’s version of the chocolate eclair is called the Negrito and features a Mexican in an afro wig.
31 October 2009
29 October 2009
Mexican Man Costume Offends Shoppers
By Alex Alvarez at 4:00 PM.
An Emeryville, California store displayed the “Mexican Man” costume featured at left, complete with multi-colored poncho, large sombrero and mustache. The outfit has offended some shoppers, who are calling it racist.
27 October 2009
Parks And Recreation’s Venezuela Episode Is Full Of Spice, Love For Chavez
By Alex Alvarez at 1:39 PM.
Last week’s episode of Parks and Recreation featured a visit from the parks and recreation members of Pawnee, Indiana’s sister city - lovely and majestic Baraja, Venezuela. Let’s take a look at how this show presented the vibrant spiciness embodied by Venezuelan officials.
22 October 2009
Shenandoah, PA People Still Blaming Mexican For His Own Murder
By Cindy Casares at 3:22 PM.
A lady in Shenandoah, PA tried to tell CNN that her town isn’t racist against illegal immigrants, but then her racist brain got in the way.
14 October 2009
TVnotas Is Shocked / Amused That Ilia Calderón Is Dating A Japanese Man
By Alex Alvarez at 1:40 PM.
On their latest cover, TVnotas advertises a story on Colombian newscaster Ilia Calderón and her new boyfriend under the charming headline “¡Morenaza con japonés!”
8 October 2009
In Australia, This Is Not Racist
By Cindy Casares at 11:24 AM.
Harry Connick, Jr. was offended by The Jackson Jive while judging an Australian version of The Gong Show Show. Australians remain mystified.
6 October 2009
Sofia Vergara’s Colombia Comment On Modern Family Inspires Colombiatching
By Alex Alvarez at 4:40 PM.
Remember Sofia Vergara’s “Colombia is basically a place where bad men strangle you with their mustaches, ayayay” line on Modern Family? Apparently, it got some people upset. Including Sofia Vergara.
1 October 2009
Where Do Latinos Rank On List Of World’s Worst Lovers?
By Alex Alvarez at 2:10 PM.
Women from 20 different countries believe that German men make the worst lovers and that Spaniards, presumably when not commenting on Guanabee about THE FARCE THAT IS LATINO IDENTITY, are the best.
30 September 2009
PennyTalk Helps You To Be A Cringe-Inducing Stereotype All Over The World, For Cheap!
By Alex Alvarez at 5:13 PM.
Do you have a corny and outdated stereotype about white people? Mexicans? Indians? Oh, good. You’ll feel right at home here.
16 September 2009
Down For Life Takes (Another) Look At Latina Gangs
By Alex Alvarez at 12:22 PM.
Yay for roles for Latinas! But we always greet movies like Down for Life with mixed feelings. While it’s true that the lives and struggles of young Latinas (and Latinos) caught up in gang violence make for interesting and engaging stories, we can’t help but wonder about what public reaction might be.
11 September 2009
Over It: Why Does It Take A Telenovela To Get A Message Out To Latinos?
By Alex Alvarez at 6:20 PM.
Oh, surprise! Another organization is trying to cater to Latinos through telenovelas. WE’RE ABOUT MORE THAN DRAMA, YOU LOATHSOME CRETINS.
3 September 2009
Mexican Astronaut Monitoring Trash In Space
By Cindy Casares at 10:06 AM.
Guess who’s monitoring trash in space in between plates of mole and “cornitas”? It’s everybody’s favorite Mexican astronaut, Jose Hernandez.
31 August 2009
Adventures In Racial Profiling: Beware Of Camping Latinos
By Alex Alvarez at 4:17 PM.
The U.S. Forest Service issues a statement recently warning campers of a possible marijuana-cultivation ring in Colorado! And they’re warning people to keep an eye out for Latinos and their potted meat products.
28 August 2009
Alex Vs. Alex: Hypin’, Stereotypin’
By Alex Alvarez at 2:30 PM.
Much is made about how Latinos and Latinas, while both spicy and/or tamales, are worlds apart when it comes to having sex through a sheet on their wedding night. But, as (self-) certified sex experts female Alex A. & male Alex P. show, we’re not really so different.
20 August 2009
Caster Semenya Sex Test Makes Us Ask: What’s Wrong With Women Competing Against Genetic Supermonsters?
By Chris Alonzo at 2:36 PM.
As you may have heard by now, women’s 800m world-record holder Caster Semenya has undergone tests to determine if she’s actually male and could be stripped of her gold medal at the Worlds. But, we wonder, what’s the big deal if sports is really nothing but genetic freaks competing against one another?
19 August 2009
Super-hacker Albert Gonzalez Ushers In Exciting New Era Of Latino Racial Profiling
By Chris Alonzo at 2:36 PM.
It is, by this point, well-established fact that all Latinos are knife-wielding marauders living in this country illegally, stealing jobs from nice Americans while committing untold brutal crimes. But we really moved up in the world with the indictment of hacker Albert Gonzalez. Cyber-crime, bitches!
18 August 2009
Dog Restaurant In Mexico Prompts Question, “What Is It With Latinos And Their Dogs?”
By Alex Alvarez at 2:56 PM.
The launch of “Bow Wow Deli,” a new restaurant for dogs in Mexico, got us thinking about two stereotypes associated with Latinos when it comes to their animals.
17 August 2009
Broward County Deputy Jonathan Bleiweiss Received Complaints One Year Before His Arrest - And Was Named “Employee Of The Year”
By Alex Alvarez at 9:10 AM.
More potentially damaging information against Broward Deputy Jonathan Bleiweiss is coming to light as the prosecution prepares its case against the officer - including his alleged abuse of the homeless.
12 August 2009
Perez Hilton’s Cocoperez Women’s Site: Awesome Idea For Fat Sluts, Gay Bitches, Etc.
By Alex Alvarez at 3:17 PM.
You have no idea how excited we are for the launch of Perez Hilton’s new “women-friendly” site, Cocoperez. Based on our extensive knowledge of Perez’s current site, we take it the new site will be friendly to women in the vein of things like episiotomies.
Guanabee On The Tee Vee Part Two
By Cindy Casares at 3:07 PM.
We were on TV again. We know, we know. Booooring.
