Jessica Alba has released a statement regarding her involvement with
organized, hipster vandalism. And it’s predictably pussy sounding.
11 June 2009
“I got involved in something I should have had no part of.” Sigh.
By Cindy Casares at 5:00 PM.
9 June 2009
Jessica Alba Has Attacked Oklahoma With Sharks
By Cindy Casares at 5:01 PM.
Attention Oklahoma: if you see a great, white Mexican girl circling your billboards, call the cops. Repeat, if you see a great, white Mexican girl circling your billboards, SHE IS ARMED WITH HOT GLUE AND DANGEROUS. CALL THE COPS. OR LA MIGRA. HAVE THAT CRAZY BITCH DEPORTED.
