Here’s Suri Cruise talking to a baby doll and OMG CAN WE HAVE HER???? [dlisted] Christina Aguilera’s new perfume ad was Photoshopped by blind unicorns on acid. [ONTD] Donnie Wahlberg is divorcing his wife of 9 years. This is...

Surprise! Oily heir Brandon Davis is a racist. But only behind tinted glass, when he thinks you can’t hear him. A new strain of medical marijuana is being marketed under the name “Tom Cruise Purple.” Tom Cruise is, of...

There’s speculation on the interweb about the source of JLo’s pregnancy. Lainey Gossip muses: I smell [Tom Cruise] and I smell the Church [of Scientology] and others are buzzing that Xenu’s shadow is looming. […] After trying unsuccessfully for...