A campaign to try and prevent swine flu has earned a giant “fail” in Mexico after a poster featured a giant black X over an image of Madrid mayor Alberto Ruiz-Gallardon greeting Esperanza Aguirre, Madrid’s president, with a kiss.
16 November 2009
8 October 2009
Japanese Company Sells Swine Flu-Resistant Suit. Ideal For Dates With Eddie Cibrian.
By Alex Alvarez at 12:47 PM.
If your swine flu paranoia has withered lately, perhaps it’s because you haven’t begun thinking about all that you’re not doing to protect yourself. How’s about a swine flu-proof suit?
25 September 2009
Survey Says Latino Parents Most Likely To Get Their Kids Vaccinated For Swine Flu
By Alex Alvarez at 9:45 AM.
A new survey finds that many parents have no plans to have their children vaccinated for swine flu - also known as H1N1 or “hiney” flu - as flu season prepares to give us a reach-around.
23 September 2009
30 August 2009
President Of Colombia Alvaro Uribe Has Swine Flu
By Cindy Casares at 11:38 PM.
President of Colombia Alvaro Uribe has come down with swine flu after attending a summit of South American presidents!
27 August 2009
Swine Flu Is Going To Kick Your Asses, Latinos
By Alex Alvarez at 1:49 PM.
A study based out of Chicago has found that swine flu is four times more likely to affect black and/or Latino people to the point that they have to be hospitalized. WHY CAN’T WE EVER WIN?
17 August 2009
Guanabee Guide: Your Comprehensive Swine Flu Back-To-School List
By Alex Alvarez at 10:52 AM.
Guanabee cares for the health of your gross, stupid children as they head back to school today, so allow us to share our comprehensive guide for making sure your womb devils don’t get us sick.
14 August 2009
11 August 2009
Costa Rican President Oscar Arias Diagnosed With Swine Flu
By Alex Alvarez at 10:30 PM.
Costa Rican President and Nobel Prize winner Oscar Arias has been diagnosed with H1N1 flu (known as “swine flu” to pigs like us).
9 August 2009
North American Leaders To Meet In Guadalajara Discuss (PigBird) Flu, Trade, Other Stuff..
By Daniel Mauser at 6:00 PM.
15 July 2009
7 July 2009
5 July 2009
Wakin’ And Bacon: Rupert Grint Had Swine Flu
By Alex Alvarez at 11:01 AM.
Rupert Grint, of Larry Hotter fame, is the first international celebrity to have contracted swine flu, according to his publicist.
2 July 2009
Mexico Holds Swine Flu Forum To Learn Exactly How Much They Didn’t Do To Combat The Virus
By Alex Alvarez at 5:01 PM.
Cancuuuuun! Wooooo! …is the setting for a two-day forum on swine flu beginning today. Fifty countries are meeting to determine what they can learn from the response to the recent, and ongoing, spread of the H1N1 virus.
11 June 2009
10 June 2009
Ben Stiller Hand Sanitizer Scandal ‘O9: Are Mexicans Right To Be Offended?
By Alex Alvarez at 1:45 PM.
en Stiller inadvertently offended members of the Mexican media when he insisted on pouring Purell anti-bacterial gel onto his hands after shaking hands with reporters during a press conference.
26 May 2009
Mexico Erects Statue To Swine Flu Victim, Tops List Of Most Uncomfortable Latino Statues Ever
By Alex Alvarez at 9:45 AM.
A Mexican sculptor is in the process of completing a statue honoring 5-year-old Edgar Hernandez, a boy thought to be the first person inflicted with swine flu during this year’s headline-grabbing outbreak. The statue will stand in a park in La Gloria, Mexico - a place many claim to be the flu’s epicenter.
18 May 2009
Egypt Pig Cull Video Shocks Everybody Who Eats Bacon
By Cindy Casares at 9:00 AM.
A video, released by independent Arab newspaper Al-Masri Al-Yom over the weekend, reveals the barbaric way in which the government of Egypt is carrying out the ordered mass pig slaughter in that country because of fears of swine flu.
