29 September 2009

Jessica Alba Gets A Tattoo Removed. Oddly, No, Not The One Coming Out Of Her Ass.

By Alex Alvarez at 9:00 AM.

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Of all the tattoos that Jessica Alba has, why did she choose to remove the one that was something other than a bow leaping out of her butt crack?

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10 August 2009

Victoria Beckham Vanishing From This Earth

By Daniel Mauser at 12:14 AM.

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28 July 2009

Katy Perry’s New Strawberry Tattoo

By Alex Alvarez at 4:01 PM.

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11 June 2009

Chad Ocho Cinco Got A Tattoo Of Florida On His Face

By Alex Alvarez at 2:51 PM.

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21 May 2009

Hayden Panettiere’s Giant, Horrible Tattoo Is Misspelled

By Alex Alvarez at 9:06 AM.

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18 May 2009

Enrique Gonzalez Arrested After Forcing 7-Year-Old Son To Get Gang Tattoo

By Alex Alvarez at 10:45 AM.

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Enrique Gonzalez, 26, of Fresno, California has pleaded not guilty to charges that he held down his seven-year-old son as he forced him to get tattooed with a gang symbol. Way to be a winner, World’s Koolest Dad. :)

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26 March 2009

What Is Rihanna Trying To Tell Us With Her New Gun Tattoo?

By Alex Alvarez at 12:45 PM.

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Rihanna’s tattoo artist posted pictures of RiRi showing off a brand new gun tattoo on her side. The singer paid for her preferred tattoo artist, Bang Bang, to fly in to Los Angeles from New York City. She even put him up at the Roosevelt Hotel during his stay. Ay, sweet.

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24 February 2009

Lindsay Lohan “Cracks” A Smile At The Oscars, Shows Off Her Shhhhittastic New Tattoo

By Alex Alvarez at 10:30 AM.

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We already know that Lindsay Lohan, in addition to creating leggings with knee pads, is working on a line of spray tan. She has also, if this video and our skills at jumping to conclusions are any indication, been very, very busy growing teeth and rolling around in massive hills of devil’s dandruff.

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5 February 2009

Woman Uses Exacto Blade To Carve Her Name On Unconscious Date’s Shoulder

By Camilla Rowan at 3:45 PM.

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A court found 22 year old Dominque Fisher guilty of “unlawful wounding” after she carved her name into the shoulder of her one night stand, who says he was passed out on valium and vodka during the attack. More pictures of her “tattoo” work:

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Watchando: Makes Sure Her Tattoos Are Grammatically Correct; They Look Better That Way.

By Alex Alvarez at 2:26 PM.

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World’s longest “tramp stamp” contains grammatical error.
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“Twitteros:” For Latinos who Twitter.
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4 February 2009

Cracking The Case Of Jessica Alba’s Ass Bow Tattoo

By Alex Alvarez at 11:08 AM.

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We would never have pegged (pardon the vulgar and only slightly intentional pun) Jessica Alba as the sort to have what is colorfully referred to as a “cum catcher” tattooed onto her lower back. But, as it turns out, she has a tattoo of a dainty little bow perched right above her ass crack. 
But what [...]

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