These “massage pants” from Wenzhou Wonderful Massage Equipment Co., Ltd. have a built-in vibration feature as well as temperature control. Nifty! They allow the wearer to choose from various types of massage, presumably everything from taint tickles to ball...

Texting: It’s a movement of da youths. Which is why Pope Benedict XVI is going to send “daily inspirational text messages” to teens in Australia during the week surrounding World Youth Day. But that’s not all! The plan will...

Manolo Blahnik, Spanish shoe designer to the stars and other such whores, is proud to bring you “blog.mode: addressing fashion,” a new exhibition at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City. The name is all in lower...

Hey bloggers and froggers! The Museum of Modern Art in Midtown Manhattan is featuring a new exhibit called “Design and the Elastic Mind.” That’s near rhyme! Right in the title! And, as if that weren’t reason enough to go,...

Facebook’s creator, Jesus Mark Zuckerberg, thanked the 1,500 individuals who volunteered to translate the social networking site into Spanish with the best gift ever. Well. Second best gift ever after a relationship request [Ed. note: …baby.]. A Facebook gift!...

Facebook, the online network that has allowed you to keep in touch with both your friends and creepy high school boys who keep sending you kisses, has let users do the work of translating the site for non-English speakers:...

Have you heard the only app on Facebook (and we mean the ONLY app, people in our network) that isn’t completely fucking annoying, Scrabulous, is in danger of being yanked due to those meanies at Mattel and Hasbro issuing...

Yesterday’s trend piece about the correlation between poor, male Latinos and cell phones reminded us about another poor, male Latino tech-trend we’ve been meaning to bring up. That of the walki-talkie cell phone. What gives, people? Is it really...

The Charlotte Observer today published an “article” that reports how Latinos are stepping out of their bamboo huts and using computers to, like, email and stuff. The article is exploding with unheard of revelations about Latinos and technology, while...

This Thanksgiving, we received no less than half a dozen group texts from various friends telling us how thankful they are to have us in their lives. Though we’d received the odd New Year’s Eve text in years past,...

Proving it isn’t done quite yet with churning out obnoxious names for things, MTV Tr3s is set to launch Con3xion, a mobile social network [Ed. note: Doesn’t this already exist? And isn’t it called “going out with people?”] aimed...

Amazonian tribes have been using high tech devices like GPS tracking and Google Earth in an effort to reclaim and defend parts of the rainforest. And here we thought brown people just banged on rocks while yelling in order...

Full disclosure: some of us are closet Luddites who run for the hills anytime technology changes life as we know it. So, naturally, we broke out the pitch forks and torches when we read that a company called Ambient...