Radiologists in Columubus, Ohio believe they’ve discovered a new disorder in which teens purposely embed objects inside their own flesh. As pictured here, a teenage girl straightened a paper clip and embedded it in her arm. The discovery came...

This just in: teenagers document their anorexia and bulemia on video and post it to the internet. Happy Thanksgiving, everybody! No but, really, Thanksgiving weekend is a good time to thank God you were born into a Latin family...

Aw, David Archuleta fans. Little archulettuces growing in a garden watered by the bitter tears of an adolescence frittered away on a boy who resembles a Monchichi. We were tween girls once too, you know. It’s true! It was...

Someone finally clued The New York Times in on a trend occurring among Chilean teens with asymmetrical haircuts and snakebite piercings: Poncea parties! Because ain’t nothing getting our rocks off more than rubbing all up on some boy whose...

Some folks just insist on pissing in the gene pool. A group of high school girls in Massachusetts may have decided to make a “pregnancy pact,” because nothing goes with an eigth grade reading level quite like the responsibility...

A new study shows that Hispanic high schoolers are shooting up, getting drunk, having sex and offing themselves at a higher rate than their Black or White classmates. Because, again, Hispanics cannot be Black, White or Asian: The study...

Slate writer Daniel Brook thinks Disney’s outrage over Miley Cyrus’ recent Vanity Fair photo shoot might be slightly disingenuous, considering an underwear campaign they had in China, featuring a pretty sexualized image of a pre-teen: I was walking from...

A group of girls at an Australian high school have created a group called “Club 21,” which ranks girls on such qualities as their attractiveness and lack of gag reflex: Year 11 girls from the co-educational St Patrick’s College...

And here’s what Victoria’s parents, who think “MySpace is the anti-Christ” (We agree! Also, Facebook relationship statuses.), have to say. They talk about not being able to recognize their daughter’s face after her beating, of her history of violence...

Update: the Victoria Lindsay, teen beating video. (Warning: the content on the video is graphic and disturbing). Sixteen year-old Victoria Lindsay from Mulberry, Florida (surprise!) was abducted and beaten by a group of eight teenagers mostly girls, to the...

Prompted by a wave of like really harsh things posted on message boards and aired on Mexican network Televisa - from declaring that emo music kind of blows and that scene kids are fairly ridiculous, to labeling them as...

Good news. The above video reveals a new group of obnoxious, Latino youth with stupid hair for us to hate on. They’re called Pokemones, (appropriating childhood icons—edgy), and they like to have parties called “ponceo” in Chile’s public parks...

We’ll admit, proudly, to not having the slightest idea what teenagers are into these days. You could tell us they’re having tea parties with their teddy bears or sneaking out of third period geometry to give their boyfriend blumpkins...

An Argentine teen has successfully undergone gender reassignment surgery after winning a court battle to do so as a minor: A judge in 2004 ruled the teen had to wait until age 21 for the operation, but the parents...

The National Institute on Drug Abuse has created a new public service campaign aimed at Hispanic teens. The TV spots seek to teach about the link between non-injection drug use and HIV transmission. Noble! They does this by mixing...

Proving it isn’t done quite yet with churning out obnoxious names for things, MTV Tr3s is set to launch Con3xion, a mobile social network [Ed. note: Doesn’t this already exist? And isn’t it called “going out with people?”] aimed...

America’s latest “Above The Influence” anti-marijuana spot plays like a WWII venereal disease educational film. Dialogue and all:...

Author Rosie Molinary wants to remind you that Latinas can be just as shallow and materialistic as any other obnoxious teen girl. In her recent book, Hijas Americanas: Beauty, Body Image and Growing Up Latina, the South Carolina native...

It warmed our hearts today to read that a recent altercation that occurred between teens of different races in South Florida turns out not to be a racially motivated hate-crime: Prosecutors plan to drop hate-crime charges against five teens...