At last night’s taping of the 2008 National Council of La Raza ALMA Awards set to air on ABC September 12, “Ugly Betty” swept the show. Which brings up two points: 1) The show was taped. Like the technical...

Last night on Comedy Central, Bob Saget got roasted. And while most comedians relied heavily on Olsen Twins jokes, Cloris Leachman took the opportunity to tell John Stamos what every woman in the 80’s wanted to say: that she’s...

Listen, sports suck. So the closest we got to the Olympics last night was reviewing the ups and downs of Lauren Conrad’s relationship with Brody Jenner whose dad happens to be a 1976 Olympic gold medalist. (Sidebar: Last summer...

Imagine the MTV show, Jackass, and then add BOOBS! That sums up the premise of the FuseTV show Rad Girls, which was first shown in 2007 but got re-aired this August. (We guess the shitty economy created demand for...

Are you one of those people who is always asking successful people you don’t know to hook you up just because you’re both raza? Well now there’s a show for you on Mun2. It’s called “The Hook Up” and...

The desire to telegraph a great deal about a character in a short amount of time can leave a writer open to using cultural stereotypes. It’s human and we all do it. But so is shitting our pants when...

Because there is nothing people like more than violent, cuhrazy womenfolk, one of the most popular new shows in Latin America is “Mujeres Asesinas,” which centers around women extracting vengeance on men (and women!) who have done ‘em wrong....

Is it possible to follow your dreams under the harsh, neon glare of a “Buy One, Get One Free” sign? Is it possible to find love in a food court? Or hope in parking lot B-7? These are the...

The new pre-k show “The Wumblers” has a baritone-voiced snail in it named Rrraimundo. What more do you need to know? Oh, alright, we’ll tell you. “The Wumblers” was created by mom and pre-school teacher Laura J. Wellington and...

The second season of “Brazil’s Next Top Model” is set to debut this September and we’re already totally excited to not be able to watch it. Hosted by model Fernanda Motta, the show will whittle down a group of...

UPDATE: THE COMPLETE PEOPLE MAGAZINE PHOTO GALLERY HERE. This morning Good Morning America showed off exclusive pics of Thomas and Nancy Beatie’s newborn baby girl Susan Juliette as published in this week’s upcoming issue of People magazine. In the above...

If you’ve never seen the AMC series “Mad Men,” season two starts July 27 and today is your chance to get acquainted with all the major players during a marathon showing of season one that starts at noon Eastern....

“La Chica FX” is a new reality series aimed at finding the “ideal woman,” who will then go on to write a comprehensive handbook on how to become the type of girl guys go for. It’ll probably be written...

Imagine a world in which PBS has reached a critical low point in funding, forcing it to come up with a “fresh” and “provocative” new “edge” in order to draw in new viewers. That edginess would probably translate into...

We have a rule at Guanabee, if it’s funny, we will forgive you anything. And that’s basically how we feel about this episode of The Family Guy featuring Mexican Superfriends. Basically because, for some people of a certain income,...

A&E’s new drug addict rescue drama, “The Cleaner,” described as “Intervention meets Mission Impossible,” by one of its cast members, stars Benjamin Bratt as William Banks a recovering heroin addict who helps save other addicts through unconventional means. The...

Our little lambchop David Archuleta decided to surprise all his Mormons while he is in Salt Lake City for the Idols Tour ‘08 by giving the weather report on the local Fox News affiliate this morning. Aww. He even...

Life is tough for a Major League Baseball All-Star wife. The weather at those stadiums is so muggy, but you still have to look fresh and humpable so your man doesn’t run off with Madonna or whatever. Enter Bobbi...

Rosie Perez and Carlos Ponce’s exquisite eyebrows will appear on the second season of “Lipstick Jungle,” otherwise known as “that show we swore had been cancelled until we remembered, ‘No, that was ‘Cashmere-Mafia,’ that other show that’s basically ‘Sex...

Big Bird David Beckham and Grouch Jessica Alba are both set to star in upcoming episodes of Sesame Street. Oh, what fun! This post brought to you by the letters “R”, “O”, “F” and “L:” The seminal kids’ show...

Hey everybody are you going to watch “The Baby Borrowers” premiere tonight? The show that challenges real teen couples to raise a succession of children of varying ages for a few days each? Yeah, us either. But it does...

Tonight Disney premieres its latest teeny bopper blockbuster musical, “Camp Rock,” on the Disney Channel, ABC Family and ABC networks and critics are already saying it’s going to be as huge as “High School Musical.” The Wall Street Journal...

Wilmer Valderrama, whom you might remember in such roles as “Lindsay Lohan’s Ex-Boyfriend” and “Greasy Creepster Person” is starring in a pilot for a series entitled “To Catch A Predator.” Joke! It’s called “The Emancipation of Ernesto:” Fox has...

The Women’s Media Center put together a series of television clips on talking heads discussing women in power. The result is, frankly, terrifying in how unshocking it is. It’s both incredible and unremarkable how this, um… reporting? just blends...

Director Robert Rodriguez is shopping around a new show called “Women in Chains!” which will star the talented actress Rose McGowan, the wonky-eyed adulteress who helped break up his marriage to the mother of his seventeen children: McGowan is...

ABC is set to air a new reality series about border patrol units called “Border Security USA,” which will be kind of like COPS with more teeth, probably: A typical episode might jump from a border patrol in Texas...

Well, “Viva Hollywood,” is over and as commenter Benny Lava said earlier, “Berto’s Colon is the only reason I watched this shitfest, so I’m OK with his win.” Still, let’s recap, no? On the final episode of the show,...

There are no videos up on the VH1 website from the season finale of “Viva Hollywood,” so let’s enjoy making fun of how dumb Roseny is instead. Trust us, this is the best thing they got on camera. No...

Ordinarily we’d feel really embarrassed for saying that in Episode 7 of “Viva Hollywood,” guest judge Perez Hilton’s appearance proved to be the most entertaining part of the entire season, but on a show where Maria Conchia Alonso is...

On episode 6 of “Viva Hollywood,” the cast was challenged to write and act in their very own commercials for Jarritos soda. Product placement: check! Guest judge Daisy Fuentes got to act all legendary, doling out advice, because in...

Last weekend we slacked and didn’t write the “Viva Hollywood” update. (We’re sure you missed it!) Little did we know that this weekend, they would hit us with two new episodes in a row, culminating in the season finale....

It’s been seven hours and fifteen days since America took its love away from David Archuleta, deciding in a 12 million vote landslide that he is NOT their new American Idol. We spent most of yesterday crying out to...

Texas native Demi Lovato is getting her own show on the Disney Channel because she’s yet to pose in a bedsheet. Because everyone in the media is very concerned with the career trajectories of preteen girls, Demi is being...

Watching American Idol for the first time last night allowed us to discover a side of America that we find more disturbing than a John Waters film. Like this Guitar Hero spot that features our little mormon boy dancing...

The Gossip O.C. Hills Creek Show or whatever is back, complete with a token minority and a “hot” English teacher that kind of looks like your friend’s creepy dad. He will end up using a student as a personal...

If you haven’t gotten enough of Beyonce’s complete and utter lack of ability to act like anything other than a wig stand, well, you stupid masochist, you’re in luck. She’s in talks to have a role on “Desperate Housewives:”...

It’s a David-off on American Idol as the contestants were whittled down last night to David Cook and Our Chuletito David Archuleta when the last female contestant Syesha Mercado was eliminated. This should come as a surprise to no...

We want to touch Neil Patrick Harris’ butt, but, evidently, that privilege is reserved for famous psychotics, not unknown ones. Britney Spears returned to her groundbreaking role as “Abby” on “How I Met Your Mother.” We would suggest Brit...

A hundred years ago, we reported that NBC programming wunderkind Ben Silverman—he who brought “Ugly Betty” to America—has purchased the rights to another Latin American telenovela hit, “Sin Tetas No Hay Paraiso.” The story of a teenage prostitute in...

We had to post this “Viva Hollywood” clip featuring Charo as the human alarm clock. Ordinarily her camp is endearing, but there’s something about it in this context that makes us weep for humanity. By the way, is that...

Warning: Watching the above clip from “Viva Hollywood” made us hit ourselves in the face repeatedly with the remote control and then set our roommate on fire using only Kahlúa and a bong. You may want to watch with...

Someone went through all the trouble of screengrabbing a bunch of images of David Archuleta in his Ford Mustang bullfighting costume and then posting them on the internet. Which we think is really creepy, as he is a minor,...

American Idol is as American as fat people at Six Flags which is why Ford tapped them to participate in a TV spot that features four finalists, (including Our Chuleta), bullfighting a Mustang in front of a Spanish mission...

Why look! It’s Lindsay Lohan doing some “acting” other than “acting not drunk in front of paparazzi cameras.” Here she is on the set of “Ugly Betty” with some Special Ed student that escaped from nap time. We’d almost...

Now that wicked witch Vinci Alonso has left the Casa de los Locos on “Viva Hollywood,” let’s take a look back at how the hell he ever got on the show. In the above audition video, he tells us...

This week on your favorite show, “Viva Hollywood,” the evil, pectoral wonder Vinci Alonso finally got his comeuppance from queenie little Enrique when he was sent to the duel by his castmates for the second episode in a row....

“Real Housewives of New York,” a show which often features women who are neither real nor housewives, is rumored to include YouTube phenomenon and possible extra-terrestrial Tricia Walsh-Smith in their upcoming season. This. Must. Happen: “They’re approaching Trisha for...

Our favorite Lohan who isn’t Dina, Lindsay, is in talks to guest star on “Ugly Betty,” which is some show about Mexicans with bad teeth or somesuch. An overly gushy TV Guide reports: Multiple Ugly sources confirm to me...

Jennifer Lopez’s reality series for TLC, which was originally touted as a look into her life as a mother, is actually just going to be a series-long perfume commercial. Equally fascinating: “The recent show Jennifer Lopez plans to produce...

Ever since we heard about the possibility of our little riblet David Archuleta not getting to attend his junior prom due to the rigorous American Idol rehearsal schedule, we’ve been lighting our Jesus-scented candles to La Virgen, praying that...