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Your favorite fat Cuban reports that Christian Bale has left the police station in London! But not before some terrible headline puns were made! Did Bale go psycho on his mom and sister? Or is this all a ruse...




The Dark Knight made more money in one showing than anyone will ever donate to the starving children in Africa. Congratulations, Heath Ledger! [E!] Americans squeezed out more puppies in the past year than ever before, and yet, we’re...
