Listen, sports suck. So the closest we got to the Olympics last night was reviewing the ups and downs of Lauren Conrad’s relationship with Brody Jenner whose dad happens to be a 1976 Olympic gold medalist. (Sidebar: Last summer...

“Project Runway” winner and patron of the side parts Christian Siriano (that’s him at left, dressed as a clitoris) thinks “The Hills” star Lauren Conrad’s clothing line is a steaming pile of shit. No offense: “It’s really sad that...

Heidi Montag, the girl on “The Hills” who isn’t Lauren Conrad or Audrina Partridge or that Other One, is apparently deeply honored that The New York Times’ Ginia Bellafante labeled her a “feminist hero” for not walking around everywhere...

“Dancing With the Stars’” Karina Smirnoff has a thing for guys named Mario, moving from Mario Lopez to R&B singer Mario. Which makes sense because that ” I Heart Mario” tattoo would hurt like a bitch to remove. [Page...

Hey Internet Stranger! Tired of your eardrums? Why not have them brutally assaulted by the unique song stylings of “The Hills” hill-haver Heidi Montag? What? Hmm? We’re sorry; it’s hard to make out what you’re saying through the ball...

Oh dear. Even more photos from “The Hills” celebrityish person Audrina Partridge’s Playboy-shoot-that-never-was have surfaced on the interwebs, as nude photos are wont to do. Click here to see more pictures of Audrina frolicking in a pool and doing...

Lately we’ve been noticing this brownish dude in the background of all the club scenes on “The Hills.” We didn’t pay much attention until Spencer Pratt’s evil sister (is it odd that she looks exactly like his fiancée, Heidi?)...

Attention “hip urban Hispanics between the ages 18-34 years” MySpace and MTV are totally teaming up to bring you the 2007 Presidential Candidate Dialogues in Spanish translated streaming video. But, is it weird that 34 year olds need to...

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag of “The Hills” are teaming up with Taco Bell to raise awareness for World Hunger Relief Week. We have no words. [TMZ] Augusto Pinochet’s wife and kids have been arrested for embezzlement charges brought...

Perez Hilton stopped to horrify some TMZ paparazzi recently by talking to them for what seems like hours about a boring feud between him and “The Hills” pseudo-star Lauren Conrad in a video charmingly entitled, “Beef Curtains For LC.”...