7 October 2009

The Fruitcake Lady Has An Open Invitation To Work Here

By Cindy Casares at 4:59 PM.

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16 July 2009

Dana Carvey Says “Sotomayorrrr” On Conan O’Brien

By Cindy Casares at 1:11 PM.

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Last night Dana Carvey was on The Tonight Show With Conan O’Brien channeling the ghost of Robin Williams on coke circa 1980. He eventually said Sotomayor and something about making nasty in her pants. Like you do.

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2 June 2009

Nom Nom From The Tonight Show With Conan O’Brien: I Eat Your Choco Taco

By Alex Alvarez at 9:00 AM.

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Last night’s The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien gave something of a shout out to the long-suffering late night suburban gluttonous Latino demographic by continually using the phrase “choco taco.”

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5 February 2009

Penelope Cruz Asks For A Blowjob On “The Tonight Show”

By Alex Alvarez at 10:39 AM.

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When asked by “The Tonight Show” host Jay Leno whether or not she’s made any embarrassing mistakes while learning English, Penelope Cruz (seen here holding a giant, mutant penis) rambled incoherently before saying, at a hair salon, she once “mistakenly” asked for a blowjob instead of a blow dry.

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