Selena Gomez (who is not, as we thought, 5-years-old, but actually a substantially older 16) went on “The View” to take some hard-hitting questions under the show’s Vaseline-smeared lens. (Seriously. Did anyone else notice how softly-lit and filtered this...

This morning on “The View,” Babs and the girls got to talking about Don Imus’ little racial faux pas yesterday regarding Dallas Cowboys cornerback Adam Jones. The consensus? That Don Imus is not dumb and would have to be...

Now that we’ve had time to digest the very important softening of Michelle Obama’s image on “The View” this morning, we’ve figured out the problem with this show. Five women, who complain five minutes earlier about not being taken...

Yes, yes, yes. Michelle Obama was on “The View” this morning. Vaginas everywhere are aglow. And the first order of business was for her to fist bump all the ladies and officially kill fist bumping forever. So let’s get...

Oh God! Look at Whoopi’s expression when Elizabeth and Sherri’s panties start exploding over the Sex and the City movie. Now we know exactly how we looked when our very best friends, Mark and Ana tried to make us...

Mariah Carey’s quickie nuptials have put a dent in her ability to do other things like form coherent sentences, walk and chew gum at the same time or fulfill business obligations like appearing on “The View.” In all fairness...

Gloria and Emilio Estefan took some time to gloat about their marriage on “The View” and promote Emilio’s documentary 90 Millas. We like them because they remind us of tackier, richer versions of our mom and dad. We would...

True, we never particularly cared about Geraldo Rivera one way or the other. But when he says he won’t ever shake Mexican marrying/hating talking head Lou Dobbs’ hand, we can’t help but feel a little tickle and a desire...

TV programming may have seen a number of things today, but nothing like the over-hyped debut of Whoopi Goldberg on “The View.” She got off to a rollicking start as the sedated yang to Rosie O’Donnell’s loudmouthed ying, namely...

This week the New York Times churns out the same tired, “wow, a blogger is famous,” angle that everyone else is using to describe Perez Hilton’s “sudden meteoric rise to the top,” (i.e. a Vh1 special.) We were about...

Phew! Turns out the rumor was wrong, and that network TV audiences will be spared from watching Perez Hilton host The View. Cable viewers, on the other hand, aren’t so lucky: today’s noontime announcement spread the news that Hilton—Jimmy...

In t-minus 10 minutes, self-proclaimed Queen of All Media Perez Hilton hits the ladies of The View with some big news. Rumor has it that Hollywood’s most notorious gossip blogger will announce his replacement of Rosie O’Donnell as one...