Yup. First he stole his abuelita’s car to do hoodrat stuff. Then he beat up his grandmother for not buying him chicken wings. And now he’s stolen his grandmother’s car again to go “on a high-speed chase.” His grandmother...

A 50-year-old man in Tampa, Florida took his wife’s departure to tend to her sick mother as the perfect opportunity to go onto Ye Olde Listes of Craig and place an ad for a maid… Who wouldn’t mind doing...

Public St. Valentine’s Day pillow fight in San Franciso! Haha fun! Yeah, we’ll sit this one out. On our boyfriend’s face. [Yelp] Armed men robbed a flower vendor just in time for Valentine’s Day. Because it’s pretty hard to...

Two masked gunmen who held up a Latino market in South Carolina were kind enough to translate their instructions so that no one would feel left out or ostracized: At about 9 p.m., two men wearing camouflage shirts and...

Seven albino alligators have gone missing from a Brazilian zoo in Mato Grasso. Wethinks someone’s getting those leather pasties she asked for this Tres Reyes…: One theory is that they may have been stolen to be sold abroad. The...

Two men dressed as women and a female accomplice attempted to steal a truckload of Christmas decorations in Mission, Texas. 18-year-old Sabrina Marie Ochoa, 17-year-old Andres Guaracha and 19-year-old Ismael Garcia were eventually captured by police, feeling good and...

A chamber brimming with museum-quality artifacts was discovered in Santiago de Compostela. Among the pieces were several items that had gone missing from an exhibition on the 4,000-year-old Moche Lords of Sipan tombs in Peru: Police, tipped off by...

The ‘Oddly Enough’ section of news agency Reuters’ worldwide coverage is the most apropos heading for a report out of southern Chile saying an entire lake has vanished. Fed mostly by melting glaciers in the country’s Patagonia region, the...