WednesdayApril092008

Wendy Sulca is a Peruvian singer who feels provoked by her mother’s titties. What, you thought rape and chocolate cake stories were the worst it could get today? Ha! We laugh at you! Here’s a sampling of the lyrics:...

FridayJanuary252008

It seems there’s something that terrifies Jessica Alba more than giving birth: breastfeeding. According to the actress, giving up the titties is “the only thing that I’m paranoid about. More than giving birth.” We’ll see if she still believes...

ThursdayNovember152007

Salma Hayek claims that her enviable chest endowment is a result of prayer, not silicone. Hayek confessed that when she was a teenager she prayed to God to increase the size of her tetas, which apparently were small when...

ThursdaySeptember272007

Patrick Mallucci, pervert London scientist, will “research” pictures of celebrity women and compile images of the best looking breasts in Hollywood. He claims his work will help plastic surgeons create the perfect looking breasts when clients come a knocking....

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