Kissing is fun! It’s a great way of showing affection or passion or that you have been infected with mono. However, it can quickly turn from a sweet or sexy gesture to a slimy, creepy means of spreading cold...

Media mogul Nduka Obaigbena is going to save Nigeria by partying with celebrities. Well, that certainly worked for Darfur. [NYT] Tony Romo serenaded Jessica Simpson on her birthday. Let’s leave the singing to the professionals, kids. Like Ashlee Simpson....

First it was a trans-man getting pregnant, now a teenage pregnancy pact. The media says it’s all Hollywood’s fault. That babies have become the new glamour accessory. From where we’re sitting, pregnancy is the new act of rebellion. A...

You can thank Tila Tequila for California’s decision to drop its ban on gay marriage. Or you can throw a drink in her face for being such a delusional turd. [Us Weekly] Eva Longoria-Parker isn’t pregnant, just super fucking...

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes might create another alien hatchling together. [E!] Mischa Barton’s publicist says recent photos of Mischa looking like an old bowl of cottage cheese have been “doctored.” Yeah? Kevorkian? [Rush & Molloy] Paul McCartney has...

Remember when Tom Cruise was cute and charming and everyone loved him and pined for him from deep within their fluorescent-lit cubicle dungeons as their Beanie Babies and Ziggy comics looked down at them in silent shame? Us either....

So Oprah finally talked to Tom Cruise about his whole couch-jumping incident from within the cozy and softly-lit living room of his gazillion dollar resort home in Colorado, where he has sex with women and walks around being all...

Tom Cruise is going to talk to Oprah about that whole Couchgate incident. And then he’s going to eat her brains. [E! Online] Old, racist cartoons available on YouTube, discovers the ever-intrepid NY Times. It’s good to know we’ve...

Victoria Beckham, everyone’s favorite former Spice Girl after Scary and Baby and Ginger and maybe even Sporty, is said to be the “costume design consultant” for Tom Cruise’s upcoming film adaption of “The Hardy Boys” book series. First off...

So maybe that Marilyn Monroe sex tape thing was all a hoax to promote a documentary about her life. We blame Kim Kardashian. [Defamer] Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes might be separating! And fighting over Suri! And creating a...

Jennifer Lopez has named Tom Cruise the godfather of her twins, Max and Emme, even though she is Catholic and he is crazy: A source said: “Tom is delighted. Marc wasn’t sure if it was a good idea to...

Surprise! Oily heir Brandon Davis is a racist. But only behind tinted glass, when he thinks you can’t hear him. A new strain of medical marijuana is being marketed under the name “Tom Cruise Purple.” Tom Cruise is, of...

Actor Tom Cruise and Tom-Cruise’s-Wife, Katie Holmes, are said to be planning a lavish party in honor of Jennifer Lope having a vagina and pushing out babies threw it. The Cruises were delighted and awed by this quaint, human...

A glitch in Google Translate converts “I will miss Heath Ledger” to “Voy a perder Tom Cruise.” If only. Cue maniacal laughter… now: This looks like a simple bug in the system, perhaps the work of a bored Googler...

There’s speculation on the interweb about the source of JLo’s pregnancy. Lainey Gossip muses: I smell [Tom Cruise] and I smell the Church [of Scientology] and others are buzzing that Xenu’s shadow is looming. […] After trying unsuccessfully for...