Media mogul Nduka Obaigbena is going to save Nigeria by partying with celebrities. Well, that certainly worked for Darfur. [NYT] Tony Romo serenaded Jessica Simpson on her birthday. Let’s leave the singing to the professionals, kids. Like Ashlee Simpson....

More details continue to come out regarding the royal cacafest that is Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson’s relationship. We already knew that Papa Joe’s gigantic cara de papa was behind it, but now we’re learning the extent his creepiness...

What’s more fun than dating someone who’s been pretty public about wanting to get away from your ass? Having your dad push him away by being creepy! Or dating someone who makes you wear a Nixon mask and tutu...

Poor Jessica Simpson. Not only did she have to watch heryounger sister marry that fungal infection known as Pete Wentz (totes jeals!), but while Ashlee was off playing Spin the Bottle during her honeymoon, Jessica had to vacation with...

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz and their hair irons were married this past Saturday in Los Angeles in what seems to be the most awkward wedding ceremony ever: Simpson, 23, wore an ivory lace wedding gown by Monique Lhuillier...

Tony Romo still insists that he did, in fact, dump Jessica Simpson like a massive turd after a big dinner at Tony Roma’s, despite her people’s insistence that the two are still together. A purported friend of Tony’s says...

Machochip is all excited about the recent rumors that Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson have split up, because that means Tony can play for the Dallas Cowboys without some large, gaping mouth hollering nonsense from the bleachers and distracting...

Good ol’ Brit Bits. Hello darkness, my old friend. I’ve come to talk with you again. [WWTDD] Jessica Simpson learned nothing from the flaming bag of shit on the doorstep of pop culture that was “Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica.”...

Victoria’s Secret has come out with a list of what they think is sexy and Eva Mendes was bestowed the title of “Sexiest Actress,” while Tony Romo can find further humiliation being a permanent tabloid fixture as Jessica Simpson’s...

Down-low Latino Tony Romo is having a hard time shaking Jessica Simpson. We have a hard time battling a craving for ribs every time we read homeboy’s name: According to OK! magazine, Tony though the couple should downshift their...

We normally try to stay the hell away from sports unless it involves shirtless pictures of David Beckham (you’re welcome), but lately sports are treading dangerously close to our territory now that Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo has decided...