Lots of people have an issue with baby dolls, from the argument that they enforce gender norms by being fiercely marketed to little “would-be mothers” to the impression that they’re creepy. But, really? They can be wonderful outlets for...

María Celeste Arrarás of “Al Rojo Vivo” [Ed. note: That is, by the way, not her in the photo. Just some pop tartlet whose name we’re too tired / bloated / PMSy to remember.] recently lent her celebrity to...

Every once in a while, the internet will fling something directly into our eyes that makes us scream, “What in the hot hell?!” Meet the Mooqla Girls, a series of dolls that apparently crafted from the rectal tissue of...

Just what you need to go with those penis cushions you bought last month— a boobie baby. From Japan, where the kink comes from, this little cutie is called Funwari Milk-chan. That means “Fluffy Milk” in Japanese and she’s...

In every biographical article ever written about a successful Latino in America, there’s a thing that we here at Guanabee like to call The Abuelita Factor. Sooner or later, someone brings her up. The old woman who helped raise...

We’re loathe to call “Barbie Mariposa” a Latina because we’re not sure if she’s even human. Although with the amount of eye makeup she’s wearing, she could totally be a 19-year-old chola working the late shift at TCBY. Join...

An “Ugly Betty” doll, featuring Betty wearing her “Guadalajara” serape, was unveiled at the 2008 American International Toy Fair in New York City. Cute and flavorful. She’ll never get to play Seven Minutes in Heaven at the Barbie mansion...

For the second time this year, classic culinary toy the Easy Bake Oven has been recalled by toymaker Hasbro after more reports came in that little fingers get snagged and burned in its front-loaded opening. The news made us...