16 October 2009

Rainbow Brite Is Back And Bratzified

By Alex Alvarez at 10:50 AM.

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Now we can add Rainbow Brite to the short list of female cartoon characters who’ve been injected with sex appeal while being placed on a strict diet, thanks to Hallmark.

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12 September 2009

Dora Links Brings Preteen Dora Into Your Home And Onto Your Computer. Whether You Like It Or Not.

By Alex Alvarez at 1:14 PM.

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Now not only can your young daughter (or son) learn from the new, revamped TV Dora that being a girl means wearing pink, having long hair, and making sure to properly accessorize, they can learn these invaluable lessons from Dora on the internet, too.

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4 August 2009

Breastfeeding Baby Glutton (Bebé Glotón) Doll Sucks Just Like Real Babies

By Alex Alvarez at 12:30 PM.

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Meet Bebé Glotón. She wants to suckle on your preschooler.

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5 March 2009

“Totally Stylin’ Tattoo Barbie” Inspires Our Own Beautiful Tattoo Designs

By Alex Alvarez at 5:27 PM.

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“Totally Stylin’ Tattoo Barbie” has hit stores, much to the chagrin of parents who don’t appreciate the act of getting a lower back tattoo bearing your boyfriend’s name. Good for maintaining an owner/possession relationship AND good for target practice. Two birds? Meet this stone. Here at Guanabee, we love tattoos and have our own suggestions for [...]

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