Hey VIP travelers, not getting enough VIP treatment on your vacations? Like the valet won’t give you a blowjob? Well Viking’s Exotic Resort, located in the Dominican Republic, features not only air-conditioned villas on white sand beaches, but “a...

Oh, laaaadies! Tired of dating men who, for whatever reason, are unable or unwilling to settle down and get to baby-making? Fed up with the usual vacation to Europe (old!) or Boca Raton, Florida (really, really old!)? Then perhaps...

There’s nothing quite so relaxing as taking a much-deserved vacation, right? Especially with a couple of demon-babies crying non-stop during an entire flight. Such is the scenario travelers have to look forward to if they share a plane with...

This new ad campaign from Brazilian travel group Flytour is, like the entire country of Brazil, TOTALLY NSFW It also reminds us of the movie Crazy People. In the movie, a group of insane ad execs sell sexy, new...

For some time now, South America has been doing its best impression of the boundless nympho tramp to get America’s dollars. Guanabee Contributing Correspondent Eve Hyman explores first hand the latest ways our neighbors to the south are working...

Tourists! Looking for a vacation destination that will stretch your worthless American dollar? The dancers in one Santiago, Chile nightclub are luring customers in by offering 2004 exchange rates. A practice so smart it made it onto Bloomberg’s website...

Cuba’s Foreign Minister Felipe Perez Roque addressed a gathering of approximately 100 Cubans from overseas to discuss easing travel restrictions for Cuban nationals: The event was a chance to exchange views and to “improve co-ordination and communication” among us,...

Pass the Dutch, bitches! In my inexhaustible search for “knowledge”, I am going to be visiting the cannabis-embracing city of Amsterdam. I’ve never been to The Netherlands, but I hear it’s hot shit. Unforch, I am going during Spring...

Mexicans, not content to steal jobs from and rape babies belonging to U.S. Americans, are starting to make their way into Canada: The U.K. remained by far Canada’s top overseas tourism market last year while the number of Mexicans...

Latino families tend to, apparently, take month-long trips during the holiday season, causing their children to miss out on school. Um, how come our family never followed this supposed trend?: Martha Padilla-Ramos and Jose Barrera fondly remember the long...

While most states are very anti-illegal alien, New Mexico’s new tourism campaign is all about them. Space aliens, that is. Heh. But could this be a thinly veiled attempt to attract other kinds of aliens? Some locals think it’s...

The best array of Thanksgiving cards (perhaps the only array of Thanksgiving cards) we’ve ever seen. [someecards] Don’t even hope. Your flight is delayed. [MSNBC] If you missed “A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving” on ABC last night, here’s your audio...

Travel writer Stephanie Elizondo Griest, author of 100 Places Every Woman Should Go, will be reading tonight from her first book, Around the Bloc, which chronicles her time living and working in communist countries Russia, China and Cuba, and...

Travel writer Stephanie Elizondo Griest has traveled the world on her own. She’s also drunk many beers with us. So visits with her are always full of great stories. We caught up with her recently in the middle of...

This month’s issue of Travel & Leisure revels in the seductively enchanting reality of how fun it is to have a wad of cash amidst a myriad of poor folk at what it deems “The New Riviera”—Puerto Vallarta and...

The New York Post, our ambassador of Latino seediness, breaks the salacious story today of Saeed Ahmed, a “pimp travel agent” who was busted for brokering trips for Americans to the Dominican Republic that included airfare, hotel and, oh...