At Hotel Costa Verde on the Pacific beaches of Manuel Antonio National Park near Quepos, Costa Rica, you can sleep and get your birthday sex on in a pimped out plane. Who’s coming with us?
28 October 2009
26 August 2009
Food Fight! La Tomatina Rolls Into Spain Again
By Cindy Casares at 3:59 PM.
It seems nothing could be finer than to be a young man in Spain in the summertime. First, they have the running of the bulls, and just when you are recovering from that, comes La Tomatino, a state-sanctioned, rotten tomato fight that fills the downtown streets of Bunol in Valencia.
25 August 2009
30 June 2009
25 June 2009
Mark Sanford Will Have To Reimburse His Laycation To Argentina. Booya.
By Alex Alvarez at 6:49 PM.
Since Mark Sanford admitted-after-he-was-caught that he’d visited his mistress, Maria Belen Chapur, while on a government-funded trip to Argentina, he will have to reimburse part of the cost of that trip to the state of South Carolina.
24 June 2009
Taxpayers Paid For Mark Sanford’s Travel To Argentina
By Cindy Casares at 5:11 PM.
A story from the Augusta Chronicle dated December, 2008 reveals that Mark Sanford used government funds to pay for trips to Argentina, amongst other places, making him a top South Carolina government spender.
15 June 2009
Perito Moreno Is Cold, But Faithful
By Alex Alvarez at 10:30 AM.
Perito Moreno is cold. He is alone. He is afloat in a world that doesn’t quite understand him. But, nonetheless, Perito Moreno focuses on maintaining himself, on being the Perito Moreno we know and love.
19 May 2009
Mexico City Recruits Shakira, Bono, And Other Insufferable People To Help Promote Mexican Tourism
By Alex Alvarez at 4:00 PM.
In an effort to drum up some positive publicity for Mexico City and hopefully get tourists to come back to this flu-infested smoldering post-apocalyptic wasteland, Mexico DF’s Head of Government Marcelo Ebrard has Rich Famous Non-Mexicans like Shakira, Bono, Bill Gates and Bill Clinton to help spread the word that Mexico is beloved by people who do not have to live there.
16 May 2009
Orbitz Wants You To Ask The White House For Permission To Travel To Cuba
By Alex Alvarez at 1:18 PM.
Orbitz Worldwide has created “opencuba.org,” a site that allows Americans to petition Barack Obama, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and members of Congress to open up Cuba for travel by lifting current restrictions.
Four U.S. Citizens Found Strangled In Tijuana
By Alex Alvarez at 12:31 PM.
Four Latino tourists to Mexico were found stabbed, beaten and strangled in a van in Tijuana at a time when the city is trying to assure travelers that Tijuana is a safe destination.
4 May 2009
3 April 2009
Monaga–Putting The Gay Back In The DR
By Cindy Casares at 2:45 PM.
The world wide web is a long, strange rabbit hole and recently we somehow we slipped and fell into Monaga, a blog written by an ex-New Yorker living in the Dominican Republic who happens to be gay. His name is Anthony Montgomery and everyday he posts pictures of the taut, young, black men he is presumably [...]
2 April 2009
FlightsFromHell.com Introduces Us To “Mr. Poopy Pants,” Others
By Alex Alvarez at 3:30 PM.
As one of your Guanabee editors prepares for flights to Miami, Florida and Corpus Christi, Texas, she finds herself exhausted just thinking about having to wait in lines and rush from gate to gate with her trusty lilac rolling suitcase, the one she in which she threw up after Senior Dinner. Luckily, there’s FlightsFromHell.com - [...]
12 March 2009
Cancun Beckons You With New “Ignore The Drug War” Video
By Cindy Casares at 12:55 PM.
Ya gotta love the marketing geniuses behind this new “What Drug War?” tourism video for Cancun. It features many sunburned, white Americans assuring you that there’s no danger in Cancun. As long as you stay in the all-inclusive resorts and ignore the newspaper, you’re sure to leave all your troubles behind.
25 February 2009
Soon You’ll Be Hanging Out With Your Cuban Cousins
By Cindy Casares at 3:15 PM.
The House of Representatives will vote today on a bill that will, amongst other things, reduce funding spent to enforce Cuban travel restrictions because, pretty soon, we’re going to be as broke as they are.
22 January 2009
Top Find: Marlène Cloth Suitcase
By Camilla Rowan at 6:30 PM.
Guanabee rummages through the stacks so you don’t have to. Let us sort through the mess and bring you our weekly Top Find.
For your next fancy (or beachy) vacation we have the perfect luggage for you. The Marlène suitcase is unapologetically “twee,” but we forgive it because right now we’re imagining ourselves embarking on a [...]
